Watch It: Why Fast Food Is Bad For Kids

This commercial for new SpongeBob straws at McDonald’s has proven one thing – too much of a good thing can make your children go insane. And as a parent, you will want to go insane as a result.


I’m not really sure what is so thrilling about straws that talk while you drink through them, but these kids are seriously losing their shit over it. And the mother just smiling in the background? Bitch is on a half-and-half cocktail of red wine and Xanax.

This also should be the perfect commercial to convince parents to never let their children eat anything from a fast food chain again… Watch the video below the jump!