Warrant Issued For Lindsay Lohan’s Arrest

Well the people down in hell are getting a nice chilly break, because someone is holding Lindsay Lohan responsible for her actions.

 Lindsay has blatantly disregarded her progress hearing today for the probation after her 2007 drug and alcohol charges in order to stay in Cannes  and play with drugs and alcohol. That’s her last night, trying to hide from the camera, because that will totally make the judge believe she’s somewhere looking for a passport.

Bullshit excuses aside, my new favorite person, Judge Revel, said “She should have made sure she either didn’t go to Cannes or made sure to be back two days earlier.”As soon as Lindsay’s plane touches the ground she will be detained at U.S. Customs and turned over to the police.

I’m embarrassed for her lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley that she had to use the passport excuse with a straight face. Michael Lohan talked to the press with Holley, although I can’t imagine what he would say in her defense, since he brought the police TO Lindsay before.

So will she go to jail? Of course not. She can post a $100,000 bail and she’ll only have to wear an electronic monitoring device that will keep her in line just like that sobriety ankle bracelet totally stopped her from drinking. The only thing that could get in the way is that she probably doesn’t have $100,000, but the National Association of Alcoholic Beverage is probably already planning a bake sale.