Walking Pile Of Drugs Gets New Implant

April 30th, 2007 // 8 Comments

(WENN)

Pete Doherty received a new implant to help him in his battle with drugs. Well, maybe not “battle.” More like “completely reciprocal, loving relationship with lots of sharing and good times.”

The Babyshambles frontman, who has battled heroin and cocaine addictions, will return to a Midlands clinic today to receive a new implant to help beat drugs.

A friend of Pete’s said: “Pete hopes this new implant will help him quit for good.”

The implant, a pellet containing naltrexone, will be inserted under the skin of Pete’s stomach.

The 28-year-old rocker won’t be alone for the procedure. The couple’s cat Dinger – slang for syringe – recently gave birth to five kittens, and the singer has apparently been taking them everywhere with him.

Yes, he NAMED HIS CAT AFTER DRUG PARAPHENALIA. Does he need to send engraved invitations to arrest his ass? Do cops exist in Britain?

By J. Harvey
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  1. genevieve83

    “Yes, he NAMED HIS CAT AFTER DRUG PARAPHENALIA. Does he need to send engraved invitations to arrest his ass? Do cops exist in Britain?”

    OMG, J – you are the funniest man alive!!! Love you, love you!

  2. Kilgore

    He’s one of those people that make me just a little embarassed to live here in London ….

    http://www.kilgoreskitchen.blogspot.com

  3. hmweis1

    Maybe the cops are just waiting for him to OD, since it does no good to arrest him anyway. And thanks for the close up pic….yikes.

  4. Sue

    Not to worry Kilgore, only the English with too much money and no worthwhile purpose in life are an embarrassment, just like here in America!

  5. At least they’re staying thin and good looking, yo.

  6. SmartyPants

    Oh but Pete DOES have a purpose! The anti-drug groups could use him as their posterboy! Who would want to do drugs after looking at THAT?!?

  7. MardiGras

    Someone get the kittens away from his drugged-up ass!

  8. Shazza

    From what I can tell, having been over here in the UK for almost 6 months, Pete Doherty can do whatever the hell he wants. Everyone has given up on him. Everyone tries very hard to just pretend he isn’t there. Ignore it and it’ll go away… or something like that. It’s a shame what he’s done to Kate, tho. She looks awful lately.

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