Virgie Arthur Sets Her Barcalounger And Bucket Of Chicken Directly In Dannielynn’s Path To Freedom

April 27th, 2007 // 9 Comments

Normally being stuck in the Bahamas indefinitely would be hot. But not when you’re a battled-over baby and you and your gay dad just want to start your lives together! Virgie Arthur has filed an appeal preventing Streaks from taking Anna Nicole’s baby out of the Bahamas.

Arthur has objected to a judge’s ruling allowing Birkhead to take his little girl to the States, providing that he returns with his baby for a June 9 custody hearing.

Arthur’s appeal is unusual to say the least, since she is a grandmother who herself lives in the U.S. Ironically, she is the one who argued that Anna and Daniel be buried in Texas and not the Bahamas. Now, she wants Anna’s child to stay in the Bahamas.

Just what is Ursula the Sea Witch doing? What’s the point? Her chubby little fingers are grasping at straws! You’re not getting the money, bar hag! Trot your ass back to your Golden Girls re-run and your bottle of Zima with the straw in it. You’ll find the money to afford your cartons of cigarettes somehow.

By J. Harvey
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  1. DarthPaul

    Oh, J, you cheeky cooze- you crack me up!

  2. Jade

    I can not freaking stand that woman.

  3. lookwhaticando

    I wish that old fat cow, would leave that man and his child alone.

  4. larrylover

    um Larry is not GAY! I dont know why people speculate such trash! Leave Larry alone, he is a great person and an amazing dad! Even if he were Gay the whole thing has nothing to do with his sexual preference, however he is not Gay and he is a total Hottie! :)

  5. marni

    I am surprised as a lawyer that the Courts have not exercised their jurisdiction and right to say hey..Vigie you cannot bring any more motions ..this must be costing a fortune ..and yes, I am now truly convinced the grandmother has mental health issues…

  6. SmartyPants

    Yeah, she has the SAME mental problems Anna did! What the hell is wrong with these people?!? Their sole purpose in life is/was to go to court for something?!?

  7. Sarah

    I read it….I pictured it, I pictured Virgie gettin comfy in her Lazboy in front of the t.v. to watch Maury … with a bucket of greezy KFC balanced on her thighs & stomach, chowin’ down on a big ‘ole chx leg with crumbs covering her chest….and she picks up those crumbs & she eats them…read this & scroll back up & look at that picture…imagine that face being crammed with chx…yellin’ at the t.v. in between bites, screamin’ at someone in the kitchen to bring her a nother Mt.Dew.
    Thank You, J., for giving me that seed. That was damn funny!

  8. AJ

    I cannot stand that woman. arg.

  9. Jill from Western Australia

    The Judge has ordered the “greedy guts” to pay $3,000 in court costs. The only way she can make any money is possibly from a book deal…hmmmm…I certainly wouldn’t buy it…would you?

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