October 22nd, 2007 // 3 Comments

We have reports that Vince Vaughn and Vanessa Williams are up to no good. Sources say they’ve been tooling around together in secret. Wow. That’s an interesting celebrity romance configuration. Not a bad one. Vanessa’s boss (both literally and figuratively) on “Ugly Betty” and if Vince keeps his cakehole shut, he can look hot sometimes when he’s not working the grease. Seriously, nothing’s worse than someone being “on” all the time. What – do you think I close the laptop and act this cranky out in the world? I’d get my ass beat if I pulled this crap at the checkout counter or the dry cleaners.

According to one of our most trusted Hollywood snitches, Vanessa and Vince have been sneaking around Los Angeles together – all in an attempt to avoid the paparazzi. The insider tells, “Vanessa’s really trying to keep this a secret … She feels that the press helped ruin her relationship with Rick [Fox], so she’s trying to keep what she has with Vince private.”

There’s weirder couples out there. We’re looking at you, Tom and Katie. Talk about Joey Potter being held down and having the life force completely sucked out of her. Poor bitch. Anyway, who am I kidding? The best thing about Vince and Vanessa dating is that I don’t have to go very far to copy the source links for when I post this crap. One letter, no ponderous scrolling!

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By J. Harvey

  1. Wendy

    As much as I adore Vince, I don’t see this one lasting too long. Doesn’t she have a whole mess of kids? He doesn’t seem like the fatherly type (unless of course the kids are old enough to go w/ him to the strip clubs)

  2. Interloper

    Vince Vaughn is a puzzle to me. In the ’90s that dude was SMOKIN’ hot. I mean check out “Clay Pigeons” or “Swingers” or something from that era he’s in. Now he’s a big old doughy hot mess. It’s scary.

  3. Sommeone had better tell Jennifer Aniston
    to hurry and get her man back into her grips,
    before it is too late. When Vanessa latches
    onto a man, he seems pretty content to stay
    latched onto!!!

    Poor Jennifer. She reminds me of the
    Polar Bear and all of the ice is melting
    around her….

    All of the men are being SNATCHED!!!!

    Who will take the woman
    with the cheap flip flops????

    And the wishbone necklace???

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