Vin Diesel Had A Kid?

August 27th, 2008 // 5 Comments

Did you know? I didn’t. Who gives a shit about posing enthusiast Vin Diesel? He’s one of those dudes who got too big for his Pullups way too earlier in the game and suffered for it. He could have been the next Arnie/Sly/Bruce Willis. Nope. People stopped caring. He ended up doing movies about dirty diapers.

Diesel was on TRL promoting some bad action movie set in the future (another one?) and recently spoke about being a new dad with girlfriend Paloma Jimenez. They have a daughter.

“Someone once told me that, when you
have a child, it opens up parts of your heart that you never knew existed,” he explains. “And it is so true.”

Cue violins. It’s like one of those CBS Hallmark Hall of Fame movies that used to be on after Touched By An Angel! Touched by the C-List!

Check out all the photos of Vin Diesel in the gallery.


Did you know? I didn’t. Who gives a shit about posing enthusiast Vin Diesel?
He’s one of those dudes who got too big for his Pullups way too earlier
in the game and suffered for it. He could have been the next
Arnie/Sly/Bruce Willis. Nope. People stopped caring. He ended up doing movies about dirty diapers.Diesel was on TRL promoting some bad action movie set in the future (another one?) and recently spoke about being a new dad with girlfriend Paloma Jimenez. They have a daughter.”Someone once told me that, when you
have a child, it opens up parts of your heart that you never knew existed,” he explains. “And it is so true.”Cue violins. It’s like one of those CBS Hallmark Hall of Fame movies that used to be on after Touched By An Angel! Touched by the C-List!

By J. Harvey
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  1. buzzkill

    I used to have this game when I was little where kind of like etch-a-sketch where you would use a magnetic pen to move shards of lead around on a picture of a man drawn inside. He was bald and you could give him hair or a beard or a mustache…. He looked just like Vin Diesel. Does anyone really find this rubberheaded-looking man attractive?

  2. miss take

    I remember that toy! He did look like him! Whats funny is that no one mentions that his babymama is a porn star! LOL

  3. miss take

    I remember that toy! He did look like him! Whats funny is that no one mentions that his babymama is a porn star! LOL

  4. Taylor Blue

    That’s a very scary picture of him…wow…and I think he’s hot?? I must be on crack or something…LOL

  5. dawn robinson

    ok people your just plain rude and i suppose all of you have a shiny perfect little life if you dont like him why sit in front of your stupid computers and post moronic opinions that dont mean diddly squat i am offendedddd that you could be so #!!!!!!! stupid next time take a look in your own mirror

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