Victoria Silvstedt Works It

February 15th, 2006 // 12 Comments

What kind of events does 1997 Playboy playmate Victoria Silvstedt headline?

She headlined a Playboy Superbowl party – Leather and Laces 2006 – featuring herself, Loverboy, William “The Refrigerator” Perry and Eddie Cibrian, the star of ABC’s Invasion. That sounds like a good ole time.

By Miu von Furstenberg
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  1. Dr. Tia

    Why is he called ” the refrigerator” whats up with that?!?!

  2. Kelsey

    Cuz if you get hit by him, it’s like getting hit by a fridge!

  3. Small Fry

    Those have to be the fakest looking ta tas next to Pam’s………I’m so jealous.

  4. Shannana

    I hate fake boobies.

  5. CareKate

    He used to be the sole player weighing over 300 lbs in the National (American) Football League, and was one of the biggest stars of the 1986 Super Bowl-winning Chicago Bears. He got the nickname, as Kelsey said, because when he hit an opposing player it was like being flattened by a refridgerator. After that, they started coming up with cutesy variations of the nickname, like dubbing the smallest player in the NFL at the time “Icecube.” Of course, the average weight of offensive and defensive linemen in the NFL has skyrocketed to the point where a mere 300-pounder is considered “small.” Which explains why at least one player drops dead per year from heat-stroke while enduring the grueling two-a-day practices in over 100-degree heat.

    Now that you know how the Fridge got his nickname, would someone mind explaining to me who Victoria Silvstedt is and what is her claim to fame other than those enormous, yet somehow perfectly spherical, cow udders hanging halfway to her waist? I swear, I do not understand the attraction of huge tits – I know, I’m not a man!!

    Speaking as a very full “C”-cup, I have to say that I would much rather have smaller breasts. Not flat chested, mind you, but smaller, say a “B” cup. Big boobs just look like cow udders to me! So I totally CANNOT understand the male fascination with the Pamela Anderson look, or women who pay thousands of dollars for implants. I swear, if I had the money, I’d pay to have mine reduced. *Sigh* What’s that they say? Women always want what they don’t have…straight hair girls want curly hair so they get (hideous, poodle-dog) perms…curly haired girls want straight hair, so they fry it with a straightening iron…small chested women want big tits and big breasted women want smaller tits….

  6. December25

    Such fake boobies. Gag.

  7. Tits McGee

    I remember when women didn’t have fake chests. Oh the good old days.

  8. lisa

    her boob job looks bad…you can run a mack truck through that cleavage.

    She needs to ask for her money back, unless the symmetrical spherical look is what she is after.

  9. Silasdog

    Uh, how can I get her to host my superbowl party next year? Maybe my birthday party? Or, 4th of July party, maybe?

  10. Miss Thing

    I just don’t understand why a woman with a perfectly fine body would want to look like a cow!

  11. typo

    i thought the “tits on a stick” look went out in the mid 90′s. it looks so….10 years ago.

  12. hey you are the real boobs…he is nicknamed fridge because of his size; as in “he is as big as a fridge”

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