Victoria Beckham’s Closet Is Elaborate

Victoria Beckham recently had a 500K closet installed for her clothes in her new Cali mansion. They have money. A lot of money. Check out some of the ridiculous shit she put in that thing.

It supposedly features a leather floor, Baccarat crystal chandelier, $80,000 Andy Warhol shoe print, a computer that tracks when she wears items of clothing and a camera to give her a 360-degree “cat scan” of her outfit before she steps out.

It also features Rosie the Robot who will roll out and make breakfast for Elroy before he goes off to school. She must have money to burn. She probably makes paper airplanes out of $100 bills or snowflakes or that game where you flick balls of paper across the table at your friend’s thumbs goal post. What does she care? I’m also guessing she’s not too bright unless it comes to how to land beautiful but dumb soccer stars and become intensely wealthy. What am I saying – that makes her smarter than all of us AND she gets to look like something that impregnated Scully. Score!