Victoria Beckham Nips Out – Remains Of The Day

June 10th, 2009 // 4 Comments

Victoria Beckham is seen here leaving her hotel in London. You’d think the poor thing would be able to afford a bra.

Also seen roaming in the wild today were Elle Macpherson, Travis Barker, Rachel Bilson, Serena Williams, Jennifer Garner, Ryan O’Neal, Kathy Griffin, Lindsay Wagner, John Stamos, Andy Cohen, Russell Brand, Hilary Duff, Billy Ray Cyrus, Lily Allen, Keith Urban and Hugh Jackman.

By Miu von Furstenberg
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  1. american dreamer

    Poor Victoria has a receding hairline because she is starving herself. (Did anyone else see that picture of her with a bald spot on her head?)

    She falls into the same rubric as Kelly Ripa and other women who are painfully thin and blame it on the energy they expend raising their children.

    I am sure Becks is plugging every girl in sight rather than come home to that. Sex with posh must be like sex with a wire hanger. OUCH!!!

  2. Alyssa

    @ American dreamer:
    you can’t be mad at the rest of the world because you have a fat wife and an ugly daughter… it’s just genes! P.S. your gay ( and not it a good way)

  3. American Dreamer

    Question:

    What’s the difference between Alyssa and a meat locker?

    Answer:

    A meat locker doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out!

    P.S. My wife was on the cover of Seventeen Magazine when she was younger and is a practicing physician. I have three lovely daughters and one son. And I will be banging my secretary against the wall after lunch.

  4. Alyssa

    I don’t feel so good. I ate too much Mexican food for dinner last night and it is taking a long time to work its way through my massive, cauliflower ass. I got to take it slower on the guacamole.

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