Victoria Beckham Is Sooo Over Food

October 19th, 2009 // 7 Comments

Doing her part to make the rest of us look slovenly, Victoria Beckham has adopted a new diet to stay skinny-minny.  According to the UK’s Daily Mail, Beckham’s newest diet consists of berries and sashimi.  Her one indulgence: a glass of wine per evening.  

“She thinks she’s the best ambassador for the clothes she designs-so she wants to be model thin.”

Posh’s past diet fads have included edamames, seaweed shakes (gag me) and the occasional cupcake. Now, when they say “occasional cupcake,” do they mean a crumb of the occasional cupcake or a thimble-full off the top? Because I find it hard to believe that said cupcake is actually a full cupcake.

Beckham was spotted yesterday strutting through LAX wearing what the Daily Mail calls “treggings.” What are “treggings,” you ask?  Treggings are trouser-like leggings complete with pockets and/or zippers.   Notice the black color-blocking on the inset of the leg.  The design (one of Beckham’s own from her Victoria Beckham Collection line) is also on the back of Beckham’s ankle with a zipper, so that the treggings can flare out.  So fancy. You care about this, I know you do.

I would be run out of town with a pair of treggings like that.  Run out by a flock of angry villagers with torches ready to burn my precious treggings.

Well, I’m off to curl up into a fetal position and regress back to the bad body-image days of yore.  Thanks Posh Spice!

Gallery Info: Victoria Beckham in her treggings at LAX airport in Los Angeles, California. 

By Kelly Lynch
  1. Jennifer

    Those treggings are still too big on her. Probably because her thighs (if you want to call them that) don’t touch.

  2. Courtney

    She is the scariest mary in all the land.

  3. Jane

    You know what I think this stems from? Lack of culture. Food is culture.

    The new UN Special Rapporteur on the Right to Food is speaking today and all I have to say is– if you’re not eating it, then you should pass it on to communities and countries who need it.

    And then please go and talk to someone because women wasting away and taking up less space when they have such fierce personalities is not healthy.

  4. Victoria Fan

    I think it’s sad b/c we all know that unless your thyroid is out of syn, your metabolism slows at a certain age and it is impossible to remain that underweight if you actually consume nutrients.

    Victoria, we support you!, but please take care of yourself.

  5. Victoria Fan

    I think this is really sad b/c everyone knows that unless you have a thyroid problem, your metabolism slows after a certain age, and it is impossible to stay this underweight and consume nutrients.

    VB, we support you! Please take care of yourself.

  6. Kim

    I think this is really sad b/c everyone knows that unless you have a thyroid problem, your metabolism slows after a certain age, and it is impossible to stay this underweight and consume nutrients.

    VB, we support you! Please take care of yourself.

  7. Kim

    I think this is really sad b/c everyone knows that unless you have a thyroid problem, your metabolism slows after a certain age, and it is impossible to stay this underweight and consume nutrients.

    VB, we support you! Please take care of yourself.

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