Doing her part to make the rest of us look slovenly, Victoria Beckham has adopted a new diet to stay skinny-minny. According to the UK’s Daily Mail, Beckham’s newest diet consists of berries and sashimi. Her one indulgence: a glass of wine per evening.
“She thinks she’s the best ambassador for the clothes she designs-so she wants to be model thin.”
Posh’s past diet fads have included edamames, seaweed shakes (gag me) and the occasional cupcake. Now, when they say “occasional cupcake,” do they mean a crumb of the occasional cupcake or a thimble-full off the top? Because I find it hard to believe that said cupcake is actually a full cupcake.
Beckham was spotted yesterday strutting through LAX wearing what the Daily Mail calls “treggings.” What are “treggings,” you ask? Treggings are trouser-like leggings complete with pockets and/or zippers. Notice the black color-blocking on the inset of the leg. The design (one of Beckham’s own from her Victoria Beckham Collection line) is also on the back of Beckham’s ankle with a zipper, so that the treggings can flare out. So fancy. You care about this, I know you do.
I would be run out of town with a pair of treggings like that. Run out by a flock of angry villagers with torches ready to burn my precious treggings.
Well, I’m off to curl up into a fetal position and regress back to the bad body-image days of yore. Thanks Posh Spice!
Gallery Info: Victoria Beckham in her treggings at LAX airport in Los Angeles, California.