Victoria Beckham is Just Slightly Hypocritical

So, Posh Spice is banning size zero models from promoting her fashion label . HA HA HA HA HA. In other news, fire is no longer associating itself with hot.

A source said: “Victoria wants to give out a positive image that you don’t have to be ultra skinny to look good.

“Many of the models on the catwalk make young girls feel insecure about their own bodies.

“Victoria doesn’t want to be accused of giving young girls a complex about their image and putting pressure on them to be as skinny as her.”

And water is disassociating itself from wet, and air doesn’t want to be linked to oxygen, and I know I’m misusing irony worse than Alanis Morrissette here but you smell what I’m stepping in, right?