Victoria Beckham Has Potatoes Growing In Those Ears

Ugh, tanorexic buildup! Car crash survivor Victoria Beckham made an appearance at her perfume launch with her ears still clotted with fake tanner. Someone get this one a Q-Tip or a facecloth! Oh, the filth!

This can’t be happening. How could they let her fly away from her alien homeworld without showing her the holotape of how the real humans she was set to impersonate spread out the bronzer so it doesn’t look like they’ve been crawling through a dirty stable.

Click any image to view all 10+ photos of Victoria Beckham in the gallery!


Ugh, tanorexic buildup! Car crash survivor Victoria Beckham made an appearance at her perfume launch with her ears still clotted with fake tanner. Someone get this one a Q-Tip or a facecloth! Oh, the filth!This can’t be happening. How could they let her fly away from her alien homeworld
without showing her the holotape of how the real humans she was set to
impersonate spread out the bronzer so it doesn’t look like they’ve been
crawling through a dirty stable.Click any image to view all 10+ photos of Victoria Beckham in the gallery!