Victoria Beckham: Alien Angel

August 29th, 2008 // 6 Comments

Victoria Beckham showed up to Harvey Nichols in Manchester, England to promote her new fragrance, “Signature.” She was dressed like she was heavenly. Angels don’t have smega up in their ears, Vicky!

Sorry, I’m still reeling. You know there is one dead stylist back at the hotel. She can probably get away with murder. They probably threw his queen ass down the trash chute.

No wonder why she’s so depressed, she can’t trust anyone to do right by her!

Ear Wax Spice wore a white dress, with feathery wings and diamond studs to distract from whatever it is that’s living in her ears.

Imagine Audrey Hepburn sashaying down the red carpet with bronzer or hair dye crusted on her damn ear? Me neither.

Click any image to view all 15+ photos of Victoria Beckham in the gallery!


Victoria Beckham showed up to Harvey Nichols in Manchester,
England to promote her new fragrance, “Signature.” She was dressed like
she was heavenly. Angels don’t have smega up in their ears, Vicky! Sorry,
I’m still reeling. You know there is one dead stylist back at the
hotel. She can probably get away with murder. They probably threw his
queen ass down the trash chute.

No wonder why she’s so depressed, she can’t trust anyone to do right by her!Ear
Wax Spice wore a white dress, with feathery wings and diamond studs to
distract from whatever it is that’s living in her ears.Imagine Audrey Hepburn sashaying down the red carpet with bronzer or hair dye crusted on her damn ear? Me neither.Check out all 15+ photos of Victoria Beckham in the gallery!

By J. Harvey
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  1. rootabega

    she got some bad skin, too

  2. Brittany

    MY goodness, those shoes are hurting my feet by just looking at them!

  3. Alexander

    Why complain those shoes when the dress is a BIG oops. Horrible, it’s a good idea turned bad. Looks very much like the Prada dress from last winter done in very wrong materials.

  4. Alexander

    Why complain those shoes when the dress is a BIG oops. Horrible, it’s a good idea turned bad. Looks very much like the Prada dress from last winter done in very wrong materials.

  5. Alexander

    Why complain those shoes when the dress is a BIG oops. Horrible, it’s a good idea turned bad. Looks very much like the Prada dress from last winter done in very wrong materials.

  6. JJ

    Ew! She looks awful!

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