Victoria Beckham: Alien Angel

Victoria Beckham showed up to Harvey Nichols in Manchester, England to promote her new fragrance, “Signature.” She was dressed like she was heavenly. Angels don’t have smega up in their ears, Vicky!

Sorry, I’m still reeling. You know there is one dead stylist back at the hotel. She can probably get away with murder. They probably threw his queen ass down the trash chute.

No wonder why she’s so depressed, she can’t trust anyone to do right by her!

Ear Wax Spice wore a white dress, with feathery wings and diamond studs to distract from whatever it is that’s living in her ears.

Imagine Audrey Hepburn sashaying down the red carpet with bronzer or hair dye crusted on her damn ear? Me neither.

Click any image to view all 15+ photos of Victoria Beckham in the gallery!


Victoria Beckham showed up to Harvey Nichols in Manchester,
England to promote her new fragrance, “Signature.” She was dressed like
she was heavenly. Angels don’t have smega up in their ears, Vicky! Sorry,
I’m still reeling. You know there is one dead stylist back at the
hotel. She can probably get away with murder. They probably threw his
queen ass down the trash chute.

No wonder why she’s so depressed, she can’t trust anyone to do right by her!Ear
Wax Spice wore a white dress, with feathery wings and diamond studs to
distract from whatever it is that’s living in her ears.Imagine Audrey Hepburn sashaying down the red carpet with bronzer or hair dye crusted on her damn ear? Me neither.Check out all 15+ photos of Victoria Beckham in the gallery!