Victoria Beckham’s Nipples Report For Duty

I’m assuming that either one of two things are going on here:

1) Either Victoria’s nipples are cramming by finals and have been living off Red Bulls and espresso beans for the past two days,…

2) …or they are recognizing her status as an officer (which I’m surmising from her official-looking, black ensemble and leather hat) in the Dominatrix Army, and are saluting her.

Oh yeah, or I guess she could just be cold. Seriously, this woman’s battery should be dead from all the times I’ve seen her out and about with her headlights running unnecessarily. And that would be a ridiculous statement for me to make, if we didn’t all know that she’s a fembot.