Victoria Beckham To Michael Jackson, “Is My Nickname Creepy Spice?”

Probably also wanting to avoid the bad juju associated with living in the house of an accused child molester, The Beckhams have decided against purchasing the former home of the gloved one. reports:

VICTORIA BECKHAM has reportedly told MICHAEL JACKSON to beat it – after the pop legend wanted the former SPICE GIRL to buy his Neverland ranch as part of her high profile move to America.

But the THRILLER star’s lavish home is at least three hours drive from Beckham’s husband DAVID’s new soccer club LA Galaxy – so they decided to look elsewhere – reports The Sun.

I guess this dismissal is coming even after viewing MJ’s extensive cellar full of “Jesus juice.”

Sigh. Look at me. Trying to make the “Jesus juice” joke happen.

Beckham ‘iIWon’t Live In Neverland’. []