Vanity Fair Rates the Best Dressed

July 31st, 2007 // 4 Comments

Oh best-dressed lists. They’re so boring. I’d much rather flip through the pages of Star magazine and peruse their best and worst beach bodies selections. And the best part is they don’t just limit themselves to once a year. Nope, you get to see Donatella Versace in all of her Janice from the Muppet Band glory all summer long. But I guess this is OK too. Vanity Fair’s most recent Style issue features supermodel, Gisele Bundchen on the cover, and in loads of pictures throughout the mag, even though she and her Patriots quarterback boyfriend were nowhere to be seen on the magazine’s Best Dressed Couples List. I’m sure they’re both wiping their tears with million dollar bills. As for those Hollywood couples who did make the list, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore, Brangelina, and newly transplanted Beckhams were all lauded in the issue for their fashion sense. What? No Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil or Pete Doherty and Kate Moss? Or maybe VF’s saving those four for their Best-Dressed/Drug-Addled Couple. Pretty much, whoever manages not to get blood on their wife-beater on any given day, wins.

More of David and Victoria after the jump.

By Lisa Timmons

  1. green cardigan

    all those tats look okay on Daaaavid B now,he doesn’t need a single one extra though, but what about when he’s approaching 50 and the skin starts getting saggy and wrinkly, will they look so hot then? I doubt it somehow.

    And Posh! she better eat something soon and stay out of the sun, or she’ll be like a shrivelled up old prune by the time she’s 40.

  2. Daisy

    They look so hot together! I’m not mad at you Victoria, with your sexy husband. God bless your family.

  3. Now, I’m no prude by a long shot, and I think that photographs can be beautifully artistic, whatever the subject, but c’mon…why on earth would a husband and wife, celebrity or not, want to take such salacious photos of themselves for everyone to see (and they are tame in regards to other photos out there in general). But I mean if my husband wanted to have the world see me like that, I don’t think I would have probably chosen to marry him in the first place. Same goes for her. Can’t they just take wholesome, nice, romantic, “we’re happily married celebrity” photos????? Is that asking too much? Good grief.


  4. Brunette

    holy shit i loved those pictures. imagine waking up next to that man…. drooool….. keep them coming!!

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