Vanity Fair Rates the Best Dressed

Oh best-dressed lists. They’re so boring. I’d much rather flip through the pages of Star magazine and peruse their best and worst beach bodies selections. And the best part is they don’t just limit themselves to once a year. Nope, you get to see Donatella Versace in all of her Janice from the Muppet Band glory all summer long. But I guess this is OK too. Vanity Fair’s most recent Style issue features supermodel, Gisele Bundchen on the cover, and in loads of pictures throughout the mag, even though she and her Patriots quarterback boyfriend were nowhere to be seen on the magazine’s Best Dressed Couples List. I’m sure they’re both wiping their tears with million dollar bills. As for those Hollywood couples who did make the list, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore, Brangelina, and newly transplanted Beckhams were all lauded in the issue for their fashion sense. What? No Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil or Pete Doherty and Kate Moss? Or maybe VF’s saving those four for their Best-Dressed/Drug-Addled Couple. Pretty much, whoever manages not to get blood on their wife-beater on any given day, wins.

More of David and Victoria after the jump.