Vanessa Hudgens Wants You To Wear Your Sneakers

June 17th, 2008 // 19 Comments

Why? Because basically what we’re gonna do is dance!

Vanessa’s new single titled, “Sneakernight,” is the first off of her new album Identified which will be in stores next month.

Remember, she is the girlfriend of Zac Efron — and the Disney girl who set the standard for dirty internet pics.

Half of the time I’m watching the vid, I can’t figure out what the hell is going on with the melody. Some of you people may argue with that, and it could be me. I get very distracted by the glowing shoes and the shiny laces behind Vanessa.

I’m hoping that Disney is aiming this album at grown-ups instead of their usual kid market, because I do not want to see my 9 year old cousin begging me to take her out to clubs in her sneakers.

She knows better. It’s all about the heels!


Why? Because basically what we’re gonna do is dance!
Vanessa’s new single titled, “Sneakernight,” is the first off of her new album Identified which will be in stores next month.
Remember, she is the girlfriend of Zac Efron — and the Disney girl who set the standard for dirty internet pics.
Half of the time I’m watching the vid, I can’t figure out what the hell
is going on with the melody. Some of you people may argue with that,
and it could be me. I get very distracted by the glowing shoes and the
shiny laces behind Vanessa.
I’m hoping that Disney is aiming this album at grown-ups instead of
their usual kid market, because I do not want to see my 9 year old
cousin begging me to take her out to clubs in her sneakers.
She knows better. It’s all about the heels!

By Intern Traci
  1. E-dub

    This can’t be aimed at adults! The lyrics are so stupid! I only made it thru a minute or so. “I hope you ate”!? “basically what we gonna do is dance” repeated ad nauseum!? Giant glowing sneaker!? Is it me or do those bedroom scenes look like a dramatic re-enactment of her dirty snaps? loathe this girl!

  2. hailsyeah

    Also, isn’t this song ripping off Nikka Costa’s song “Like a Feather”?
    Yes, it is.

    Why is “music” like this even allowed to be made?

  3. didhga

    My goodness, she looks just like Ashanti, she even sounds like a less nasal version of Ashanti.

  4. didhga

    My goodness, she looks just like Ashanti, she even sounds like a less nasal version of Ashanti.

  5. lex

    I couldn’t make all the way through this song, its horrible.

  6. C. Baines

    Doesn’t she have a deal with Marc Ecko? I see what she did there.

  7. your mom

    Basically this is the most hilariously bad song I’ve ever heard.

  8. BUnny

    Wow! I mean did the producers even try to make it sound like she was NOT tone deaf! GOod lord and I am sorry I hope you ate???? Who wrote that? Her mother?

  9. I_heart_cake

    I just watched a bit of the video-I was too afraid to turn the sound on. My god, can this girl look any more fake??

  10. grace

    i can’t believe that’s even marketed as a song. she has NO TALENT!

  11. sun.

    the lyrics are pathetic.

  12. jenifer

    , hey. stupid
    u arent allow to criticize her song, she’s a star, and u dont know nothing about music, and her style. if u’re a expert or qualified. ( this people think they’re the most highly qualified specialists in the field), oh my gosh!. And yes, she has a deal with mark ecko, and yes, she Light Laces are so great, like she. plzz dont try to be her. LOL
    xoxo, someone who has a little qualified FOR sth

  13. *Stars*

    The song is like whatever…….
    what sneakers is she wearing???

  14. peace_godpeople

    wow, you guys are making such a big deal over something small. if you don’t like the song, don’t freakin listen to it!

    i hated the song at first, but then i listened, and thought it was
    a cute song, and no, she may not have the strongest voice,
    but its a decent song.

    your opinion is your opinion.

  15. brenda

    you bitches are jus jealous

  16. Ashley

    Damn she has a terrible voice! And that song is crap. “Basically what we’re going to do is dance” over and over again? Shite,total shite. She sounds like a wannabe Nikki Costa.

  17. brie

    this video brought to you by marc ecko – i just lost a lot of respect for him

  18. jessica

    ALL HOES NEED TO QUIT HATTIN JUZ CUZ YALL AIENT GOT THE LOOKS OR SWAG LIKE VANESSA HUDGENS..SO IT AIENT MEAN YALL GOTTA GO AND HATE..AND HATA UNDER THE MUSIC VIDEO YOU NEEDA SHUT THE FUCK UP CUZ YOUR NIECE OR WATEVER THE FUCK THAT HHOE IS TO YOU IS FUCKIN STUPID AND NO1 REALLY GIVES A FLYIN FUCK IF SHE GOES TO THE CLUB WITH SNEAKERS CUZ TRUTH IS JUST A SAVE FROM SORE FEET AT THE END OF THE NIGHT..AND HINT HINT VANESSA AIENT EVEN AT DA CLUB IN DA VIDEO WITH SNEAKERS SHES IN A HOUSE PARTY..SO GET YA SHIT STRAIGHT !!

  19. s.c.b

    don’t like the song but do want the shoe!!!!

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