Vanessa Lachey Needs Your Help [PHOTOS]

Pregnant on the runway
Alessandra walks the Colcci runway 7 months pregnant.
Vanessa Minnillo Circa '09
The then-single girl walked the red carpet
Vanessa Loves Nick
A photo collection of Nick and Vanessa Lachey being cute
Today, Vanessa Lachey made a discovery, and it was one for the books.

I’ve never given birth, nor have I been present during the blessed event, but call me crazy for suggesting something sterile…like a hospital gown.

Might we suggest the following (click the gallery to begin).