Usher Has An Album, A Fragrance And A Baby Boy On The Way

Everything’s coming up roses for Usher. He’s got all these new projects, plus his gold-di….I mean wife is giving him a son. A son to carry on the Usher dynasty of shirt-ripping and sweat and slight homophobia and marrying older chicks who want you for your millions. Here’s pics of Usher from the party for the launch of his fragrance called “Vagina Hypnotized”. Actually, they’re called “Usher: She” and “Usher:He”. I was just being real for a second.

When asked what he is looking forward to most about being a new dad, Usher, 28, said his desires are pretty basic.

“I just want my son to fully be coherent and to be healthy, first and foremost,” he told PEOPLE at the USHER for Men and USHER for Women fragrance launch party at Cipriani in Manhattan.

“I’ve found that it is a step-by-step process. You can wish for a million and one things. But I hope that my son has the same energy I had as a child,” Usher said. “Hopefully, he won’t be as bad as me. I hope that he’s just a healthy son.”

Usher’s new album is almost finished, too. He looks happy. What the hell is Martha Stewart doing up in there? Does she need some scent? Everyone’s got the scent going on nowadays. It must be really lucrative. Who is buying these scents? I would be kinda embarrassed to buy a celebrity fragrance down at the CVS. Wait, is Martha releasing a fragrance? “Ex-Con Homemaker”.


More photos (Usher, Beyonce, Martha Stewart, Tameka Foster, Gayle King, and Liya Kebede) from Usher’s fragrance launch are after the jump.