Unc-y Armani

How awesome would it be to have Giorgio Armani for an uncle?

Roberta Armani will be a force to be reckoned with. She is quietly waiting in the wings. Rumor has it that she has already made herself a BFF of Victoria Beckham and is working on Katie Holmes. Before the Oscars at Giorgio’s A-list show, Roberta was making rounds.

She was sweetly at her Unlce’s side most of the night, but managed to squeeze in time to hobnob with the likes of George Clooney, Leo DiCaprio, and Natalie Portman. She is said to be “carefully cultivating” relationships with those who tend to favor worshipping their favorite fashion house of Armani.

I would kill to have Giorgio Armani for an uncle. Instead I am stuck with a half uncle that is sponging off his disability checks (despite his lack of disability). One who cremated his dead cat and constantly wears sweat pants. Ugh.