Uncle Joey Says He And Alanis Morrissette Are Good

August 14th, 2008 // 2 Comments

Because we were worried. Dave Coulier, the comic who played Joey Gladstone on the epic drama Full House says that he and Alanis Morrissette are cool. He was the subject of her song “You Oughta Know” which detailed how she used to practice defying her gag reflex on him in movie theaters. Hot!

He claims he called her one day after the song made her a household disgruntled bitch, and discussed it with her.

“I said, ‘Hi. Uh, what do you want me to say?’” he recalls. “And she said, ‘You can say whatever you want,’” he says she said. Translation: F*ck off, jerk.

Anyway, Coulier says that he and Alanis are a-ok now. Why is this coming up three million years later? Is he shopping for a reality show based on this story? Uncle Joey, please. Just know your role and do a bad impression.

Alanis needs to focus on losing that dude with the washboard abs. She doesn’t care about your poverty or your trifling bullshit.


Because we were worried. Dave Coulier, the comic who played Joey Gladstone on the epic drama Full House says that he and Alanis Morrissette are cool. He was the subject of her song “You Oughta Know” which detailed how she used to practice defying her gag reflex on him in movie theaters. Hot!He claims he called her one day after the song made her a household disgruntled bitch, and discussed it with her.”I
said, ‘Hi. Uh, what do you want me to say?’” he recalls. “And she said,
‘You can say whatever you want,’” he says she said. Translation: F*ck
off, jerk.Anyway, Coulier says that he and Alanis are a-ok now.
Why is this coming up three million years later? Is he shopping for a
reality show based on this story? Uncle Joey, please. Just know your
role and do a bad impression.Alanis needs to focus on losing that dude with the washboard abs. She doesn’t care about your poverty or your trifling bullshit.

By J. Harvey
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  1. KK

    The second-last paragraph needs to end with, “Just know your role and cut it out.” You need to reference the Uncle Joey catchphrase. I can’t believe you missed that golden opportunity…tsk…

  2. k8

    She should have told him to cut. It. Out. complete with hand motions.

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