Tyra Banks Is Empty Inside
This is a sad tale out of Essence magazine. Tyra Banks spoke to them about the state of her life and career. The career is going well, she still has that obnoxious completely self-obsessed talk show and she’s still trying foist models on us. Usually, the wrong ones. Heather, can you feel me baby? Anyway, Tyra says that her life outside of her career is empty, empty, empty. Like a Starbuck’s frappucino cup after Britney Spears gets through with it. She says “”I’d go to work and women would be crying in my arms on the talk show. But then I’d go home and put my key in my door and … nothing: no friends, no husband, no children. I feel so full when I’m at work but so empty when I come home.” Ouch, well maybe you should allow a little room for someone besides Ty-Ty in your life. Tyra has been linked to investment banker John Utendahl, 50. But she says that her long hours has killed any sort of maternal instinct she once had. Maybe you should take a vacation or something, Ty Ty. Go get some sun on that enormous forehead until your ovaries are speaking to you again. I can say she has an enormous forehead because I have an eighthead, too. If we got together it would look like we were coming from the Earth’s core to take over the planet with the other Morlocks.
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