Tyra Banks Is Empty Inside

January 10th, 2008 // 12 Comments

This is a sad tale out of Essence magazine. Tyra Banks spoke to them about the state of her life and career. The career is going well, she still has that obnoxious completely self-obsessed talk show and she’s still trying foist models on us. Usually, the wrong ones. Heather, can you feel me baby? Anyway, Tyra says that her life outside of her career is empty, empty, empty. Like a Starbuck’s frappucino cup after Britney Spears gets through with it. She says “”I’d go to work and women would be crying in my arms on the talk show. But then I’d go home and put my key in my door and … nothing: no friends, no husband, no children. I feel so full when I’m at work but so empty when I come home.” Ouch, well maybe you should allow a little room for someone besides Ty-Ty in your life. Tyra has been linked to investment banker John Utendahl, 50. But she says that her long hours has killed any sort of maternal instinct she once had. Maybe you should take a vacation or something, Ty Ty. Go get some sun on that enormous forehead until your ovaries are speaking to you again. I can say she has an enormous forehead because I have an eighthead, too. If we got together it would look like we were coming from the Earth’s core to take over the planet with the other Morlocks.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online

By J. Harvey
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  1. TZB1

    Tyra needs to get out there and break bad!

  2. essie

    Perhaps Ms. Banks should try to talk about something other than herself and maybe other people might become interested in her. Just a thought.

  3. essie

    Perhaps Ms. Banks should try to talk about something other than herself and maybe other people might become interested in her. Just a thought.

  4. lollie

    She should freeze her eggs ASAP!

  5. T-Bone

    I think she looks great with dark hair!
    But I digress, Ms. Banks has to realize that if nothing changes, nothing changes….know what I mean? If she wants an outside life (with friendships, boyfriends, puppy dogs and all of that), she’s going to have to give something up. She’s already a bazillionaire, so pick a lane Ms. Banks. Your life is in your hands (and God’s too).

  6. Cosmo

    LOL, that is one of the funniest comments I’ve ever heard, an eighthead is awesome!

  7. Shafffonda

    I’m the opposite. . . feel totally empty at work and great at home. Guess I should be grateful? Or maybe I should get my own talk show so I can be full full full all the time! YAY!!!

  8. Jesse D

    See, this is what kills me. Who has ever been granted “guaranteed” happiness in all aspects of life? I don’t remember ever being told as a child that when I “grew up” I would always be happy. You get what you pay for, and *you* determine that which makes you happiest. For her, it’s obviously always been career & money. If you don’t invest in a home life, you won’t HAVE one. Duh.

  9. muslimah coleman

    Ya’ll suck, she’s gonna find an awesome fella who won’t feel intimidated by her beauty, cash or career. I love tyra!!! She’s sweet, hardworking, and gorgeous. ANd you don’t be hearin crap about her like other top-notch celebs. Tyra, if you’re reading this by some coincidental chance….YOU ARE FIERCE AND YOU ARE GOING TO GET YOU A WONDERFUL GUY WHO COULD DEAL WITH ALL OF YOUR FIERCENESS AND FLAWS TOO!!! DON’T GIVE UP! BELIEVE IN URSELF AND GOD MOST OF ALL.lOVE YOU TYRAAAAAAA!!!!

  10. muslimah coleman

    Ya’ll suck, she’s gonna find an awesome fella who won’t feel intimidated by her beauty, cash or career. I love tyra!!! She’s sweet, hardworking, and gorgeous. ANd you don’t be hearin crap about her like other top-notch celebs. Tyra, if you’re reading this by some coincidental chance….YOU ARE FIERCE AND YOU ARE GOING TO GET YOU A WONDERFUL GUY WHO COULD DEAL WITH ALL OF YOUR FIERCENESS AND FLAWS TOO!!! DON’T GIVE UP! BELIEVE IN URSELF AND GOD MOST OF ALL.lOVE YOU TYRAAAAAAA!!!!

  11. muslimah coleman

    Ya’ll suck, she’s gonna find an awesome fella who won’t feel intimidated by her beauty, cash or career. I love tyra!!! She’s sweet, hardworking, and gorgeous. ANd you don’t be hearin crap about her like other top-notch celebs. Tyra, if you’re reading this by some coincidental chance….YOU ARE FIERCE AND YOU ARE GOING TO GET YOU A WONDERFUL GUY WHO COULD DEAL WITH ALL OF YOUR FIERCENESS AND FLAWS TOO!!! DON’T GIVE UP! BELIEVE IN URSELF AND GOD MOST OF ALL.lOVE YOU TYRAAAAAAA!!!!

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