Tween Girls Furiously Defend the Olsen Twins

June 25th, 2004 // 26 Comments

Tween girls obviously have no perspective or sense of what is real or a joke. For a fabulous laugh you must read the comments on the following post, “Mary Kate Olsen Has Eating Disorder Because Ashley Ate All Her Food.” I personally don’t remember being that delusional or

My favorite of the comments:

You obviously have nothing better to do with your time!..Stop hating on them,because your just jealous you cant be pretty like them!..So,get over yourself!..freak!.. posted by Grow up you loser

Dear Grow Up You Loser,

I don’t have anything better to do with my time. If I did, I wouldn’t have posted about the Olsen Twins tragedy. I’m a little bit confused as to how someone hates on someone? I don’t think that’s possible. So you think I’m jealous of the Olsen Twins. You’ve found me out. As a 29 year-old woman, I strive to be just to be like the 18-year-old Olsen Twins. I guess an eating disorder is now on my To Do List. Oh, and by the way, I’m fucking hot.

Love,

Miu

For more Olsen Twins hilarity the following two post are must reads.

Mary-Kate’s letter from rehab [Lindsayism] and Which Olsen twin are you? [Pop Culture Junkies]

By Miu von Furstenberg
  1. M

    Miu, your fabulous! Never stop!

  2. amyfisher

    miu is my hero

  3. astralgirl01

    Miu rules. Rehab is for losers and quitters.

  4. Thanks for the Trackback to popculturejunkies.com and atticuswest.blogspot.com. Your final coment to “Loser” is freak’n hilarious. I know how you feel. ;)

  5. miu, i agree.
    you ARE fucking hot.
    the comments to that post are hilarious.
    what exactly is a tween?

  6. the_girl_your_man_wants

    Maybe you think you’re fucking hot. I’ve never seen you and I don’t know. What I do know is that what you said is that you’re 29, which means you are fucking OLD. Way past the expiration date. That must really be sad for you. Has your husband traded up yet? Probably. Sorry.

  7. Miu

    It’s always interesting that the people who leave the bitchy remarks, never have the guts to use an actual email address. And sweeitie, if you think that 29 is old you have one rude awakening coming at ya. Misguided youth.

  8. jessica alessi

    HOW CUD U SAY THOSE MEEN THINGS ABOUT MY COUSINS!!! ASHLEY DOESNT STEL MKS FOOD I SEE THEM EAT ALL THE TIME!!! SURE, SOMETIMES MARIKATE MAY TAKE A NIBBLE OUT OF ASHLEYS FOOD BUT ITS OKAY BECAUSE SO DO I. I LOVE TO EAT FOOD AND I BET YOU DO TO. I BET IF YOU HAD A CHANCE YOU WOULD STEAL MKS FOOD TOO. IT MUST BE WORTH SO MUCH MONEY. WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST FATTOS I AM A FATTO AS WELL!!! I WEIGH 250 POUNDS, IS IT BECAUSE I EAT MKS FOOD??? IS IT MY FAULT NOW???? FOR ALL WE KNOW ASLEY MAY BECOME ANOREXANT NOW BECAUSE I EAT HER FOOD AS WELL. YOU SHOULD BE LUCKY EVEN TO GET A CRUMB OF THEIR FOOD!!! THAT PICTURE WAS A BAD PICTURE OF ASHLEY SHE WAS FEELING BLOTED. IT IS NOT NICE TO DO THAT WHEN YOU YOURSELF ARE FAT AS WELL. THEY LOVE TO EAT, IN FACT, WHEN WE WERE 5 WE HAD A FOOD EATERS CLUB AND I WAS THE PRESIDENT BECAUSE I WAS THE BIGGEST. I BET YOURE JEALOUS NOW HUH? HUH? IF YOU THINK MK AND ASH ARE FAT…WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE ME! IM FRIKKIN HUGE BUT I STILL GET BOOTY. YOU JUST WANNA TAP THIS FINE SISTAH I BET. BUT NO YOU LOST YOUR CHANCE WITH THIS HONEY BECAUSE YOU WERE RUDE TO MY COUSINS. I HATE YOU YOU ARE A BAD BAD BAD BAD WOMAN AND YOU SHOULD GO EAT SOME PASTRAMI.

  9. Not ur bussiness

    To what I think is that if she does have a eating disorder that it should be fine it shouldn’t be made worldwide, so what she eats differently then the rest oh well big deal, alot of people have an eating disorder, does that mean that they get to be in the newspapers and on t.v. about it……no, I believe that if that’s what happend at least she became aware of her disorder and got help for herself, and didn’t keep on going through with her disorder, most people don’t get help and end up dead because they were afraid to seek help, so I give the girl that much credit for it, so what if she’s rich to boot, she can’t pay her way out of an eating disorder all she can do is suffer with it until she recieves the treatment she needs, so I guess to end this, I’ll end it like this……… Stop picking on the poor girl and let her live the life she chooses and leave her alone, geez she’s had so much in her life to go through already don’t make her life even more harder then it already is!!!!!

  10. Mitzy

    Hi. I’d just like to say whoever is posting this ridiculous stuff about the Olsen Twins (“Mary Kate Olsen Has Eating Disorder Because Ashley Ate All Her Food.”) really needs to get a life other than making fun of 18 year old girls. First of all, you are 29. Don’t you have something else to do? If you are so big and important and “hot” then why aren’t you out having fun instead of miserably poking fun at someone else’s (an 18 year old girl’s, at that!) misfortune. Second of all, you are obviously way more immature than any 29 year old should be. You need to seriously give some thought into growing up and realize that you aren’t a teenager anymore. 99.9% of people your age would laugh at and take pity on you, you harassing these young girls who obviously look up to Mary-Kate Olsen. If this is the only way for you to get your kicks and giggles then you should be seriously worried. To rephrase this whole post: You are a screwed up fuck.

    Sincerely, Mitzy

  11. Mitzy

    And one more thing. Astralgirl01, the person who wrote, “Miu rules. Rehab is for losers and quitters” should really think before they say things like that. I have a friend who had a serious addiction and had to go to a rehab. It saved her life. She was in no way a loser or a quitter. She was, perhaps, a quitter in the sense that she had the strength to quit doing drugs. She showed strength beyond any of you twisted people’s wildest dreams and is an admirable person in my eyes. Mary-Kate Olsen, who entered rehab for an eating disorder, also showed strength. The pressure those girls are under in Hollywood is incredible. Sure, they may be living a posh lifestyle but they are constantly expected to be beautiful and fit. Anything less is a disappointment to magazines and critics and fans. Maybe she slipped and became anorexic without meaning to. Maybe it was the pressure she was under to be beautiful. Either way, she is bouncing back from a terrible ordeal and the last thing she needs is to be called a loser and a quitter. I hope you think twice before saying scathingly hurtful things like that.

  12. ksaw29

    Miu,
    It’s great to see the right to free speech being excercised on your website. Cudos to you for posting the narrow minded ones too. The twins are in the entertainment business, which makes every aspect of their lives (good or bad) entertaining. If someone choses to be nasty,it’s THEIR right (and website ;-). If u don’t like it, don’t rad it. Miu is simply stretching what is already there, ENTERTAINMENT.

  13. sanu

    Dear miu,

    ur stupid miu. really you are;)
    ~sanu~

  14. These comments are hilarious! So much emotion and hostility! Keep up the good work, Miu. Your blog is always hilarious good fun!

  15. Ari

    I dont know but, the Olsen twins have a ton of dough, so I don’t really think they give a F**k if someone is posting jokes about them on the internet.
    I don’t think 29 is “OLD” WTF? I’m 18 and I have friends that age. Also how do you people know Miu doesn’t party? You don’t. Because you don’t know her, AND you don’t know the Olsen twins either. In fact, if you were to pass one of them on the street, they would prob get one of their super buff bod guards to make you haul ass away from the sidewalk that their precious feet will walk on, because like most celebs,they’re overestimated-overpaid little monsters and they think they own the planet and that we should be nice to them and not so much as look at them because “they need their privacy.” whatever. You want to be anonymous, be a dentist or something. Besides, last time I checked, this was a free country so miu and people like her are allowed to say whatever the f**k they want. So my advice is to go to an Olsen Twin fan site where you can freely kiss their ass 24/7.

  16. Alison

    Y DONT YOU GUYS JUST LIVE THOES FUCKING GIRLS LONE

  17. beamie

    makes sense. they’re in the entertainement industry and choose these days to stay there.
    why not poke shit at them? i’m sure theyre laughing at it too.
    stop making fun at the olsens??? should we stop pulling shit with britney, bush and all the other twats?

    love you miu!

  18. esme
  19. These days, 29 isn’t old anymore.
  20. Mary-Kate is looking extremely reedy and taking “homeless chic” to a new level.
  21. Hey, who’s “hating”? When was commenting on and poking fun at celebs’ wacky ways ever deemed unacceptable? It’s practically a sport.
  22. To Heidi: a tween is like a pre-teen girl. =)
  23. Gods, those people commenting in the “Ashley eats all Mary-Kate’s food” cannot seem to see that Ashley was just blown up in the picture, which is why they insist that Ashley “is not frakishly huge”.

    Frakishly. Hah. You rock, Miu. ^_^