TOWIE star Dan Osborne Fulfills Our Dreams, Joins Male Stripper Troupe In A Sexy Shirtless Car Wash

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I hope that title brightened up your Wednesday.  We bring you buff shirtless men getting down and dirty while washing some cars!

I’m not sure who Dan Osborne is and I have never watched The Only Way Is Essex, but I think I’m going to start.  Apparently Mr. Osborne has quite the following of people who think he’s smoking hot and I’m about to jump on that bandwagon.  

 He also is starting a new career as a male stripper!  Dan announced that he will be joining the UK’s famous male stripper troupe, The Dreamboys, on their Fit and Famous tour starting September.  Here are Dan and his new “co-workers” at a wet and wild carwash in London to raise money for charity.   Looks like great practice for their up coming tour.

Why didn’t I think of this idea?  A male stripper car wash?!  I feel like that would go over very well in the U.S.  Just look at their bodies! I’d watch them wash my car any day!  Now back to this tour and how we can see them live and shirtless!

Well, bad news unless you want to fly all they way to the London the chances of you seeing these hot pieces of man are pretty unlikely.  Dan will be joining The Dreamboys for seven stops on the tour that sadly are only in the U.K.  So if anyone would like to petition with me to get these sexy performers to bring their show here, please comment below!  I have a feeling we can make this happen.  We deserve to witness the joy that is Dan Osbourne and The Dreamboys.

If that doesn’t work at least you can launch the gallery to relive their strip-tastic car wash!