Tori’s Idea of Torture

January 5th, 2007 // 3 Comments

As if we could like Tori Spelling any less than I already do she ups the ante. While shopping for the future d-list celebrity baby Tori and Dean buy the poor fetus some Crocs. While Babies “R” Us rocks and all, why punish the poor boy with a bright blue hellacious footwear?


By Cara Harrington

  1. MissNee

    If you wear Uggs or Crocs you need to be burned on the spot.

  2. redegg

    my idea of torture is looking at people wearing crocs. they’re looking very pleased with themselves and are either at whole foods or walmart.

  3. Unknown

    Any woman over the age of, say, 12, should be burned on the spot for wearing her hair like this! UGH!

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