Tori Spelling’s Body Is A Wonderland Of Sorts

August 15th, 2008 // 2 Comments

I’m genuinely fascinated by this thing going on with Tori Spelling‘s cavernous chest as she and husband Dean McDermott take a leisurely walk through Beverly Hills.

How does something like that happen? I know she’s got the implants and stuff, but do implants make your chest start to sink in the center?

Maybe it’s somehow related to the earthquake we had a few weeks ago. Her sternum must be on a fault line. There are probably survivors of the quake hidden in her chest that we’ll never know about because we can’t hear their cries for help.

I’m sure she explains all of this in her new book.

Check out all the photos of Tori Spelling in the gallery.


I’m genuinely fascinated by this thing going on with Tori Spelling‘s cavernous chest as she and husband Dean McDermott take a leisurely walk through Beverly Hills.

How does something like that happen? I know she’s got the implants and
stuff, but do implants make your chest start to sink in the center?

Maybe it’s somehow related to the earthquake we had a few weeks ago.
Her sternum must be on a fault line. There are probably survivors of
the quake hidden in her chest that we’ll never know about because we
can’t hear their cries for help.

I’m sure she explains all of this in her new book.

By Lisa Timmons
asl

  1. milky

    aw c’mon, you can do anything surgically in hollywood! even add extra labia to your chest.

    thankfully for the rest of us, she just had an upper brazilian, too.

  2. WTF

    OMFG!! I knew that hole was horrendous but I’ve never seen a full frontal picture of it. Good God why doesn’t Dean spackle it in?

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