Tori Spelling’s Body Is A Wonderland Of Sorts

I’m genuinely fascinated by this thing going on with Tori Spelling’s cavernous chest as she and husband Dean McDermott take a leisurely walk through Beverly Hills.

How does something like that happen? I know she’s got the implants and stuff, but do implants make your chest start to sink in the center?

Maybe it’s somehow related to the earthquake we had a few weeks ago. Her sternum must be on a fault line. There are probably survivors of the quake hidden in her chest that we’ll never know about because we can’t hear their cries for help.

I’m sure she explains all of this in her new book.

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I’m genuinely fascinated by this thing going on with Tori Spelling’s cavernous chest as she and husband Dean McDermott take a leisurely walk through Beverly Hills.

How does something like that happen? I know she’s got the implants and
stuff, but do implants make your chest start to sink in the center?

Maybe it’s somehow related to the earthquake we had a few weeks ago.
Her sternum must be on a fault line. There are probably survivors of
the quake hidden in her chest that we’ll never know about because we
can’t hear their cries for help.

I’m sure she explains all of this in her new book.