Tori Spelling Incredibly Subtle About Her Need For Work

March 21st, 2008 // 9 Comments

Tori Spelling is trying like hell to secure a role on the Beverly Hills 90210 spin-off that’s in the works. She’s going on and on about how her deceased father Aaron Spelling (producer of the original) would be so proud and how she’s too old to play a Mom but could be a stepmother or maybe the “funny sex-ed teacher.” Jesus, give her a walk-on already so this chick will shut it!

“The show was a huge part of my life. Ten years! I miss it dearly,” Tori said from her two room apartment where she had to move with her husband and two kids after getting her ass tossed out of Dad’s will. Fool.

Tori said all this crap while she was talking about her appearance on HSN today to hawk her jewelry. Need I say more?

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By J. Harvey
  1. Well, at least she does not intend to play a twentysomething. Let us giver her this much credit…

  2. I heard a radio sation report that she asked to me a “MILF” on the show. It’s actually kinda sad that she’s trying to do anything to get some money. But then again, it was pretty sad that she didn’t inherit anything from her father…

    I must say however, her son is adorable! Somehow I haven’t really seen any pictures of him and in this one he looks so cute!

  3. Satan

    No no no no no! She was the worst character on the show. She was the worst actress of the bunch & that is saying a lot. Please do not make us look @ her again — Donna Martin was a bad eyesore the 1st time around … let us not repeat mistakes.

    Daddy’s not around anymore to get you the part

  4. Allanthekind

    I know a friendly bear who looks just like Tori’s husband — just a tad heavier and hairier. Does that explain everything?

  5. Hey Cupcake

    and Sarah Jessica Parker was named unsexiest woman??? Heaven help us.

  6. Baileys

    I like this woman more each time I read about her. Much more respectable.

  7. devil

    Why do all three of them have such bad skin? Maybe it’s just the photography?

    I wanted to come up with some job suggestions for Tori, but I can’t think of a thing. Does she have any talent for anything?

  8. Joyce

    Wonder if her husband Dean ever sees his other kids? Maybe she has to work to pay his child support.

  9. Fave

    No!!! Anything, but not that. The character Donna Martin really sucked, least favorite, etc. Don’t let her show up on a regular basis on my t.v. – My eyesight!!!.,

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