Tom’s Ex Wishes Him Well

Nicole Kidman, Tom Cruise’s ex-wife who was lucky enough to be married to him before our obsession with giving celebrity couples a combined nickname, recently sent over a gift to the married-couple-to-be. People reports:

Nicole Kidman has sent Tom & Katie a wedding present with a note that “wished them both a lifetime of happiness together,” a source close to Kidman tells PEOPLE. No word on what the gift was.

Meanwhile, I’d be all, “Here’s your second gift. The first one was herpes. That’s right, that was all me. Boo-yah!” Yup. Cause I’m classy like that.

Written by Lisa Timmons