Tommy Lee’s Backstage Rules: Less Clothing, More Jagermeister

I know this will shock the sleep out of your eyes, gentle reader, but Tommy Lee likes his women topless (or pantless, their choice) when they party with him backstage.

It’s refreshing to see time doesn’t have to age a person.

Hell, he and ex-wife Pantless Pamela Anderson are truly kindred spirits trapped in a repressive, clothed world.

Anyway, he told Playboy that adoring (presumably aging) groupies must first “remove an article of clothing” before gaining access to the golden doors of his dressing room.

“That gets the f***ing party started so quick. Everyone’s walking around
topless,” he says. Tommy Lee also insists on a Jagermeister dispenser. Ugh. This is like a frat house flashback.

Another shocker–Tommy Lee doesn’t care if women have titty jobs. Whaaaaa?
I know, I know. Too many bombshells in one post. In fact, he doesn’t believe there is such a thing as fake breasts. He gets very philosophical about the concepts of existence and reality by adding:

“There’s no such thing as fake tits!” he said. “If you can touch them, they’re real…

But his one preference?

“I’m not picky, but I do enjoy very
large nipples, I have to admit.”

Such an old-fashioned, smooth talking ladies man.

View a gallery of Tommy Lee by clicking on any of the thumbnails!


I know this will shock the sleep out of your eyes, gentle reader, but Tommy Lee likes his women topless (or pantless, their choice) when they party with him backstage. It’s refreshing to see time doesn’t have to age a person. Hell, he and ex-wife Pantless Pamela Anderson are truly kindred spirits trapped in a repressive, clothed world. Anyway, he told Playboy that
adoring (presumably aging) groupies must first “remove an article of
clothing” before gaining access to the golden doors of his dressing
room.”That gets the f***ing party started so quick. Everyone’s walking around
topless,” he says. Tommy Lee also insists on a Jagermeister dispenser. Ugh. This is like a frat house flashback.Another shocker–Tommy Lee doesn’t care if women have titty jobs. Whaaaaa?
I know, I know. Too many bombshells in one post. In fact, he doesn’t
believe there is such a thing as fake breasts. He’s actually very
philosophical about the concepts of existence and reality.

“There’s no such thing as fake tits!” he said. “If you can touch them, they’re real…”

But his one preference?

“I’m not picky, but I do enjoy very
large nipples, I have to admit.”

Such an old-fashioned, smooth talking ladies man.

View a gallery of Tommy Lee by clicking on any of the thumbnails!