Weird Double Date With Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes And The Seinfelds

I don’t think there’s enough wine. Observational humor, Stepford Wife, and nutty Scientology queen? Actually, sitting at the NEXT table might be interesting. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes dined out with Jerry and Jessica Seinfeld in NYC last night at Sfoglia. So f*cking what? Supposedly, Jerry cracked jokes and Katie entertained with her “animated storytelling”. Hold the phone, there is nothing animated about that chick lately. Except maybe the control chip in her neck. She probably sat quietly with her head down, and once in awhile Tom would turn to her and say “right, Katie?” and she would nod submissively. Ugh, free yourself woman! Katie did something hot earlier in the day. She went to Mood for fabric! Just like on ProjRun. She picked out some material to make suits for her and Tom. Spacesuits for when the mothership pulls in.

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