TomKat Attend the Wedding of the Richest Man in Australia

June 21st, 2007 // 5 Comments

Australian media mogul James Packer got married on Wednesday to model Erica Baxter. The nuptials took place on the French Riviera and was attended by Hollyweird power-couple, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. Hours before the lavish ceremony that took place at the Hotel Du Cap Eden Roc, a private civil service was first held in the Antibes town hall.

It was at the second ceremony that the couple exchanged vows under a canopy of flowers, and at which time the bride sported a $100,000 gown by John Galliano. TomKat’s presence on the couple’s happy day further hinted at the speculation that the influence of the Church of Scientology was apparent during the ceremony. And let me tell you, the alien bridesmaids weren’t doing much to discourage the rumors. Kidding! But seriously. They believe in aliens. I think. Alien Jesus, or something like that. Whatever. I’m too lazy to browse Wikipedia at the moment and figure out what the real deal is.

(Splash)

By Lisa Timmons
  1. Petey

    Well – you can still see her reflection. I guess that’s a good sign.

  2. Elaine

    Lisa, I feel it is my duty as a fellow mentally sound human being (at least sound in comparison to the Cruise-lings) to warn you against reading the details of Scientology before bedtime. A few months ago, I was reading about Scientology before bed and I swear to you, I had a terrifying nightmare. For realsies, no joke. Its probably also best to read about it without being under the influence of alcohol or narcotics. I can only imagine what would happen if you were learning the tales of Xenu while partaking of peyote. God help us all.

    As for this story, I’d like to know where I can find, capture, and seduce my own Australian media mogul. Actually, since I’m an equal opportunity kind of gal, a sexy, foreign mogul of any kind will be satisfactory.

  3. Elaine

    Holy Jesus Petey! May I have the honor of being the mother of your children? That is by far the most spectacular thing I’ve heard all day. I’m officially offering my nethers to you. Even if you are a lady or you are allergic to vaginas, I’m sure we can work something out.

  4. Johny

    KATIE IS AN UGLY BITCH WHO MARRIED TOM KNOWING HE IS GAY! BEFORE TOM SHE WAS A NOBODY, BUT NOW SHE LEAVES THE GLAMOROUS LIFE OF TOM. SHE IS IN A GOLDEN FISHBOWL FROM WHICH SHE’LL NEVER GET OUT UNTIL SHE REACHES HER MID THIRTIES AND TOM DUMPS HER.
    WHY DO SCIENTOLOGIST WOMEN WEAR UGLY OUTFITS?, IS THAT A REQUIREMENT? I JUST SAW THE UGLIEST PIC OF JENNIFER LOPEZ ON PEOPLE, SHE IS WEARING A WHITE BATHROBE AND AND POTTERY COLOR CLAY FOR MAKEUP.

  5. NJ

    Johny,

    I don’t know what you’re YELLING about!

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