Suri Cruise Lives!

Suri Cruise makes her first appearance in awhile! She’s adorable! Here she is with dad Tom Cruise playing in a Los Angeles park. I don’t like how he appears to be clinging to her and whispering that she’s a child born of prophecy and she will grow to be queen of the 10,000-year-old dead alien souls trapped here and bring an age of peace and prophecy to the Earth. As long as you’re not autistic, don’t come out as gay, do everything they say and have no problem donating most of your income to the Scientology higher-ups. Suri better study comparative religions in school, arm herself with knowledge and make ready to break away when she’s got the chance. They already got Mom.

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