Tom Sizemore And His Fake Penis

When you’ve apparently tried to use a fake penis before to foil a drug test, it’s not wise to try and use one again. The whizzinator was Tom Sizemore’s downfall.

Actor Tom Sizemore has been jailed for violating his probation by failing a drug test after he was caught trying to use a prosthetic penis to fake the results. Prosecutors told Judge Baretto that Sizemore failed three drug tests in three days, the first after he was caught using a fake penis sewn into his boxer shorts and filled with a clean urine sample kept warm by a heating pack.

Carney said the ruse was revealed when the temperature of the sample proved too cool to have come from Sizemore’s body, and he was asked to remove his pants.

Sizemore had been caught once before trying to use a similar device, sold over the Internet under the brand name the Whizzinator, and had failed drug tests on at least five occasions.

What a sad desperate man.

See Tom’s fake penis after the jump.