Tom Likes A He

July 1st, 2005 // 10 Comments

The secret has been revealed as to why Tom Cruise settled on Katie Holmes. A reader, with quite a bit of time on his/her hands, has figured out that’s what you get if you rearrange the letters in Katie Holmes. I didn’t realize I had to make it even more obvious, Katie Holmes = Tom Likes A He.

By Miu von Furstenberg
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  1. LA

    but he calls her Kate, not Katie!

  2. what’s the secret? what do the letters switch around to make? Tell me, someone!

  3. Nicole

    It’s “Tom likes a he”. that’s what “the rearranging the letters” things means. It’s the title of the article people.

  4. JesseeezMom

    elizaxxx you need coffee!! Tom likes A He! :-)

  5. Singshe

    That is sooo funnnyyyy!!!!!

  6. lala

    Think what you want, it’s tomkat we’re talking about here. (just kidding)
    seirously though, like why do you think he looks so akward kissin her? the proof is in the pudding, or should i say name?

  7. Yes, I think I do need a coffee. Several.
    Except that I hate coffee…

  8. santos.

    also

    Mistake Hole
    Make Hostile
    Ask Tom, He Lie

    on the other side of the coin her name can be rearranged to read

    Them So Alike
    Elates Him, OK?

  9. raffo

    nice beaver

  10. holly

    too funny!

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