Julia Roberts Avoided Tom Hanks’ Naked Ass

January 10th, 2008 // 3 Comments

She’s so prudish. Get up in there, Julia! Unwind for two seconds! Julia Roberts says that she avoided the set of “Charlie Wilson’s War” on the day that Tom Hanks shot a nude scene. A memo was passed around saying that Tom would be dropping trou on that day and she opted to stay home. I would have been right there with a bowl of popcorn. No, Tom Hanks doesn’t do it for me, but you can always say “Tom Hank was walking around in front of me in a clear g-string”. That’s something to tell at dinner! Julia Roberts is known for her resistance to ever appearing naked onscreen. I love me some Julia, but she must be a real pain in the balls to deal with in real life. She even used a body double for “Pretty Woman”! And bitch was playing a hooker! Here’s pics of Tom at the European premiere of “Charlie Wilson’s War”. Note the one where he’s bending over. It’s like a preview of what Julia could have had! Nice cakes, Tom.

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More photos of Tom Hanks arriving at the European premiere of ‘Charlie Wilson’s War’ are after the jump.

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Photos: Getty Images

By J. Harvey
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  1. DruNken LauRen

    J. my man, you would be there cuz u iz a perv… (but I luv ya)

    Anywho, when us moms find an excuse to stay home w/da kidos, he jump on it…. lets give her the benefit of the doubt and say that is why she opted to stay home…

    Staying home w/our children is way better than seeing an old as man’s butt… Now on the other hand, if Oscar Dela Hoja was the one showing his fine ASS…. “SORRY KIDS, MOMMA HAS TO GO TO WORK” as I slam that door…..and speeding through every single school zone to get to work EARLY… you know to start the pop corn and grab front seats for us two

  2. FreakyZ

    Now how can we get this loud-mouthed, useless twat to stay home permanently?

    I couldn’t stand her before, can stand her even less now, and am SO pissed she “came back.”

  3. silvarga

    Not even in the “Bosom Buddies” days would I have wanted to see that blanched ham.

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