Tom Cruise’s Restroom Shame

May 25th, 2006 // 47 Comments

Do not take a photo of the Cruise while entering or exiting a restroom. The shame! All along, I never knew that Tom Cruise actually urinates or takes a dump. I would have thought at his level of Scientology, he would have someone do that for him. But alas, he is mortal.

Once again, where is Suri? I’m sure she misses her mommy and daddy.

More photos of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes enjoying yet another sporting event, after the jump.


By Miu von Furstenberg

  1. Madge

    She’s looking a little better, not so bloated.
    I wonder how much time she actually spends away from the baby?

  2. tia

    Or maybe he is just tired of the papparazzi following his every move. A lot of people dont like pictures taken of them while they are leaving the restroom. Britney Spears hid when they tried to take pics of her coming out of the bathroom. Eminem wrote about it in one of his songs, and I believe something like this happened to Kid Rock a few years back. They are trying to take a piss and the camera is all in their face. Its like damn I may be famous, but im also a human. Can I please have some space. Call me ignorant or a crazy TC fan, but I can understand this picture. He just wants to be left alone.

  3. His teeth are all jacked up!

  4. Small Fry

    I wonder if they hold hands and cuddle while simultaneously taking a dump?

    And Tia, if he doesn’t want to be photographed then he should STAY THE F*CK HOME!!!!!!!

  5. Steven

    Tom is so cute. :-)

  6. tia

    LOL! Okay Small Fry. You are right. LOL

  7. C

    When were these taken? I thought she was in Ohio with the parents…

  8. Grphdesi23

    This is the point where Tom tells Katie what he REALLY does in bathrooms.

    With Men.

  9. Grphdesi23

    This is the point where Tom tells Katie what he REALLY does in bathrooms.

    With Men.

  10. 2 Old 4 This

    Why are they both coming out of the SAME restroom at the SAME time?

    Cripes! Can’t she take a whiz without Scientology supervision??????

  11. Laura

    Can these two do ANYTHING without the other one trailing right behind their ass! I mean we get it!!! You all in LOVE, but damn take some ME time…and where is the “baby” I’ve yet to see a family outing?!

  12. Gossip Guru

    That looks nothing like Tom Cruise>

  13. ravenswing

    agreed! where in hell is the baby?????!!!!!

  14. woodyette

    They are Ferberizing Suri! That’s the Ferber method of self-soothing!

    Isn’t that what all good parents do?

  15. jennifer

    The bathroom pics dont look like TC… she looks miserable in all of them though. I wonder if they will do a Dawson Creek reunion and poke fun at this….. you got KH with TC (who questionably gay) and then you hvae Michelle Williams who played in a movie with her boyfriend who makes out with a guy…. then Michelle Williams best friend and KH ex boyfriend on the show was gay… may be they just both have really strong ass gaydar.

  16. Kim

    Hey, my mom has the same coat!! (not Katie’s, the other woman’s). It’s from Sears. Where’s Tom?

  17. Kristin

    What’s up with Katie’s mouth? In every picture it looks all jacked up. Is she trying to send us messages with her facial features? Is she planning an escape and hoping someone will notice her subliminal mouth messages?

  18. k

    Are these the “let’s pretend we don’t want our picture taken but we really do so we can prove Katie is not in Ohio” pictures?

  19. netty

    She’s obviously not breast feeding her baby. And they dont care who’s arms she’s in. I guess NANNIES the word. Seriously with a brand new baby is it bad to bond?

  20. Brian

    It’s AMAZING how yet again,Tom is taller than Katie in these pics.

  21. Brian

    It’s AMAZING how yet again,Tom is taller than Katie in these pics.

  22. Thaddeus van Worthingheimer

    At least they wear shoes in the restroom. That’s more than we can say for Britney Spears.

  23. Thaddeus van Worthingheimer

    At least they wear shoes in the restroom. That’s more than we can say for Britney Spears.

  24. bigsur

    He’s still waiting patiently for Brangelina’s baby to come so he can show off Suri!

  25. Babybing

    L. Ron Hubbard discouraged breast feeding because it increases the bond of the mother and child without the father’s participation.

  26. TKat

    I bet the two people standing on each side of TomKat clapping are Scientology cohorts. The lady probably watches Katie’s every move: “Now you can clap Katie dear”

  27. ugt2bkdngme

    Of course that’s Tom, people! You can tell from the gay-ass bangs.

  28. jrzmommy

    Why is he in the bathroom with her? Is he afraid she’s going to pull the old slip out the bathroom window trick?
    Hey, Britney Spears has made some rookie mistakes with her kid, but at least she’s WITH him.

  29. jrzmommy

    Why is he in the bathroom with her? Is he afraid she’s going to pull the old slip out the bathroom window trick?
    Hey, Britney Spears has made some rookie mistakes with her kid, but at least she’s WITH him.

  30. jrzmommy

    I bet Brooke Shields is with her kids………..

  31. las

    I bet he’s annoyed because they wouldn’t applaud him for being such a big boy and using the potty. Either that, or the hot guy in the next stall turned him down.

  32. Jane

    Wanker best sums him up.

  33. Patty

    Could her shoes be any flater and could his be any higher (must be the lifts)….

  34. marni

    Ok…so I see that no one has the answer..why were they in the same loo together? bizzare….

  35. RunawayPoster

    Marni, my guess is that he had to go, and couldn’t leave her unsupervised for a second in fear she’d run for her life!

  36. las

    He probably insisted that they go stand in there, so they could imply to the press that they were having a bit of nookie.

    Are you serious, that coat is from Sears? How sad. Her clothing has become really cheap-looking in a lot of pics, even though she keeps buying stuff at high-end stores. I guess the Sea Org slaves don’t want to waste any unnecessary cult money.

  37. TruthIs

    Look at how thick the soles of his shoes are! And see how flat Katie’s are. He just can’t stand to have his woman look taller than he is!

  38. coffeegod

    What a train wreck. She’s in Ohio. She’s not in Ohio. The baby’s his. No way the baby is his.

    Know who I feel sorry for? Suri. She’s got a wingnut for a mom and a complete jack*ss for a ‘father’.

    They should do the kid a favor and let it be raised by wolves.

  39. val

    maybe he’s just having flashbacks to the bathroom scene in top gun… “this is my ass wrapped in a towel, now STICK IT IN MEN!”

  40. t.maybother

    Tom always does that same weird smile in every pic. It’s like he thinking “I’m way cool. I’m too sexy. Everyone loves seeing me. I’m king of the world!” Tom with that modest hand in front of head pose doesn’t fool anyone. He’s just trying trying extra hard to be a little less in your face.

  41. GeorgeM

    Katie must be accompanied by Cruise at all times even when going to the bathroom to make sure she obeys the laws of Scientology. Either that or Katie wanted to prevent Tom from being involved in a George Micheal incident.

  42. jolierancher

    Maybe he’s ashamed because he was caught trying to get turned on by Katie.

    They were role playing “truck stop Tom” and she wore a mustache and a strap on while he wore chaps.

  43. Jenny

    Do they always have to be holding hands? I mean I’m in a loving relationship but we’re not constantly looking for each other’s hands when walking down the street. What the heck.

  44. Wow everyone is picking on TOM, but time will show he is right, psyciatry will be put out of business within the next 2 years, because of there many inhumanities to man.

    If you see your kid about to get run over and you don’t do something about it, you will be the one to pay. If you are aware of something you have the responsibility to tell others. That is being responsible. Tom is aware of something most of you are not aware of.

    He is telling you that the world is round and you are just ridiculing him, because you don’t know the truth. Your insisting the world is Flat. Truth though fought always prevails in the end. LRH

    Are you aware of (CCHR) Citizens Campaign on Human Rights? Type it in your Google Browser.

    Do you listen to Coast to Coast am at night time?
    Go to It is not just the Scientologists that are aware of the caos and destruction that drugs are doing to our children and society.

    On Coast To Coast Millions of people talk about having OBE (Out of Body Experiences). When you have had one you will know you are not the body, brain, your name, or your nose.

    You are the viewpoint, you are a spirit, you are not the body or the brain. When you are out of the body you know. You no longer need the brain, as you can just know (A spiritual ability).

    You are a spirit, you can just know…
    Like God who is a spirit, he just knows, That is all you are. You can just know also. Scientology is a technology of the mind, that fixes the mind.

    The Mind is not the brain.

    Psyciatry thinks that the mind is a piece of meat and thru chemical analysis and such and such you come up with computations. That is why they are so into Drugs.

    Well I am sorry to break the news to you, but a piece of meat can not think… If you were ever out of your body and saw your body down below, you would know you are not connected to the body at that point, and don’t need the body. You will realize the truth of who you really are. You are just the thing that is doing the looking, the Viewpoint,conciousness, the Spirit, a nothingness.

    You will also have an idea what will happen to you at death and will no longer fear it, as you will realize you cannot die. You as a spirit are immortal. In Scientology you will find you can get back all of that memory as a spirit. Think of the ramifications of that, next time your knocking Scientology…What if it is true?

    So psyciatry uses drugs to fix the mind and that is why society is so messed up with all the street drugs and prescriptions making Zombies out of our kids and lowering the literacy level dramatically… Drugs make alot of MONEY…

    LSD, Ritalin, Heroin, Prozac and the list is long are all the barbaric methods , that psyciatry uses. Drugs are one of the things that wipes out your memory as a spirit. Your doomed to an eternity of the Physical level, if you never get back your memory. Think that wouldn’t be HELL? How can you really confess of your sins, if you can’t remember?

    If this is true; you see why Tom is so dead against drugs? What if he is right?

    Tom is aware of who he is, as a Spirit. Scientology can get you where your stabily exterior to the body, where your operating as a spirit and can just know. Man as man is trapped at the level of thinking. If society is to evolve, man has to wake up.

    As you climb in perception you see more and more truth and you become more and more Free as a Spirit, which is what you really are. If you have never observed that for your self, it is a reality that wouldn’t be real to you and you would disagree with until you experience it for yourself.

    There are higher levels of reality, as you grow spiritually, one can become aware of. Reality is basically just agreement. If you were at the perception level of a wino, you would communicate well with people at that level. You would also have what people at that level have.

    As your perception changes, your reality or agreements change, so does your abilities and thus what your able to have.

    In Scientology we fix the mind by getting you (The viewpoint or Being) to look at the painful incidents of your past, the gosh awful things you have done, and running out the harmful effects of drugs, which all these things is why you can’t remember.

    As you confront your past, you get your attention off your past, and become more in the present. If your more here and in the present, your more apt to survive better, have less accidents, and physcosomatic illnesess and be more alert and more able to concentrate. Also you will notice that your memory gets better, because we know that the mind is not the brain.

    The mind is just mental image pictures, that you use as a tool to survive with, and the brain is just the dashboard for the body. If your more here (since you are where your attention is)that is the way to fix the mind. Drugs just make our job harder, as drugs messes up your time track or consecutive record of events that happen to you as you live life. They make it very hard to remember.

    In Scientology you can see for your self your own personal memory as a spirit and as you get back those memories, your abilities you also recover. It may sound like science fiction, but millions are experiencing a higher reality on life and the technology exists that you can get the reality and knowingness for your self and understand why Tom is so against drugs. He Genuinely cares and knows the truth.

    300 years from now when we look back on how this generation thinks, we will know and see very well how rediculous Psyciatry and people acted.

    You can know today and be in the know Now and see the truth. Truth though fought in the end Prevails. LRH. If you really want the truth, then you have to realize who you really are…

    Scientology gets the amnesia off your memory as a spirit and you recover incredible spiritual abilities that you will see as you come more and more into present time. That is why it is called a Religion, we deal with you , the SPIRIT.

    Look at Tom’s abilities and what he can have, and know you can have all that you dream of too, if you discover who you really are.

    Scientology contains the technology to Find out who you really are… It may not be every ones goals. Its not every ones goal to be a musician either, but we should respect the path anyone picks to travel. There is a spiritual Law one can observe that says if you help others get what they want, you will get what you want. If you can see that truth you will benefit in life, if you can’t you won’t.
    There are thousands of laws and phenomena to become aware of, if you do, your life, just gets better and better. That is all the pathway in Scientology or any religion is all about. It doesn’t matter which route you take as long as your taking a route. Some routes take a long time. Scientology will blow you away, time and time and time again of what you discover and the speed. You are on a very workable pathway that will get you to see where you really came from and what life is really about, for your self. It is not something you read about or someone tells you. Like any real knoledge, you must realize it. LOOKING back over your own existence as a spirit, you will realize many things. Most of which is not known in general in society. Society in General will just disagree, You have to disagree to go FREE. See things for what they really are. That requires one being in Present time, or the here and now. That is how we fix the mind… Then you will see truth… Truth will set you FREE…

    It is not a believe system. Abilities come from certainty. There is not much certainty if you haven’t personally observed something and you have to believe in something.

    Beliefs are just another way of being brainwashed. If you know you like blondes, and if someone treatens you within an inch of your life, to like brunettes, as soon as the treat is gone you will go back to liking blondes. So know your self and you can’t possibly be brain washed. I know those that don’t understand will just say I am brainwashed. Sorry I know who I am. So can you.

    If you fix the Mind you fix ones life. I hope you can see what I am trying to communicate. I mean well… Just try to understand Tom, he is a really great guy. People make others wrong to make themselves right. It’s called Justification That is just the pathway to deeper unconciousness and degregation.

  45. lornaellie

    eh??? aahahahahhaaa! ahahahhaa ahhaha ahahaha ahahahahaa aaahahhaaaaaaaaaaa heeeeheheheeheheheheeeeeeeeeeeeee hahahahahahahaaaaaa :) (ouch my tummy)

  46. Aus

    Wat the f*#% was that…….its amazing how much bull pple can write….save the scientology crap for someone who cares….

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