Tom Cruise Wants Ten Children

June 23rd, 2006 // 25 Comments

Sure he does. He think he’s on a roll with having sperminated one, but ten maybe pushing it just a bit. I’m not sure if he’s including his two adopted children in the tally, so that would only leave him with seven more to go. Will Katie be that brainwashed to pump out 7-9 more kids. I’m thinking probably not.

“I always wanted to be a father. I remember my whole life, I wanted to be a father. So I’m hoping maybe I have 10 children,” he said.

Asked how he felt about his new baby, Suri, who was born in April, Cruise said: “Very, very, very happy.”

“It was the best Father’s Day,” he said of last weekend – Father’s Day in America – which he spent with his family.

Cruise aims for big family [NZHerald]

(Source)

By Miu von Furstenberg
  1. asocialiteslifejunkie

    I have inspected those pictures quite closely, and see nothing packing in the package department. It could be as simple as Tom not having a wiener, thus, not being able to have children, and consequently Suri not being real, and needing to adopt two in his previous marriage. Ive solved the Suri Cruise mystery!!!!

  2. He also wants to shut down Tokyo for Mission Impossible 4… somehow I don’t see that happening either.

  3. Girl

    Here we go again… another celeb saying what they think the public wants to hear, trying to get points. Aw, how nice of him to be such a family man… Gag me.

  4. TJ

    This over rated freak show does absolutely nothing for me.

    Don’t go away mad…just go away!!

  5. kw

    tom is a nut..RUN KATIE RUN!

  6. Peaches

    Where is that darn kid Suri???? Why hasn’t their been enough media reporting on this and starting a groundswell so Tom would be obliged to answer?

  7. cindy

    That is the WORST thing a man who is already the father of two kids can say: “This is the best fathers day!” What does that mean that fathers day with your adopted children wasn’t as meaningful as fathers day with your “biological” child. rough…

  8. 2 Old 4 This

    Cindy – I was thinking the exact same thing. Way to spread the love TC. What a tool

  9. doofus

    cindy, nice catch on the “best father’s day” thing.

    That didn’t hit me until you pointed it out. Poor Isabel and Connor…daddy doesn’t love you as much as his *cough* biological child.

    What he said basically implies that he doesn’t consider them his “real” children! whatta guy!

  10. maryanne29

    So long as there are test tubes, Tom Cruise will be able to have kids.

    What’s with the Saturday-Night-Fever circa 1978 suit?

  11. JAL

    I think that that pregnancy was all fake. Where the hell is this damn kid??? Everyone else’s has been seen except for Suri. They better come up with the goods soon. I’m sorry but I think it was all a hoax because his movie was coming out.

  12. delicious_dysfunktion

    God,this man is a tool.

  13. d. c.

    Well by gosh and golly they will soon have womb transplants.. so maybe he shall have all those children. Atta boy tom.
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3035628.stm

  14. oh_no_mon

    What straight man dresses in all white?

  15. las

    Poor Conor and Isabella. None of the previous Father’s Days were nearly as good as this one, because now Dad has a REAL kid instead of two ADOPTED ones. He wants ten, by the way, but the equation doesn’t include them — just REAL KIDS.

    What a repugnant mindset. In other words: kids, either run for Nicole or tell Angelina that you are kids from the evil land of Cruiseland, and you need to be adopted pronto.

    As for the ten kids comments, I bet Tom is loading up the ol’ turkey baster right now.

    Regarding the suit, he shouldn’ta worn that. It shows off that he is, uh, not endowed. I swear, as a woman, that I have more bulge than that.

  16. Sam

    I guess he wants ten kids to start his own cult jeeze.It sounds like Tommy boy is trying to out shine Angie in the how many kids’ can i have department i am the greatest parent,person in the world and get tons and tons of publicity from having them.

  17. Sam

    I guess he wants ten kids to start his own cult jeeze.It sounds like Tommy boy is trying to out shine Angie in the how many kids’ can i have department i am the greatest parent,person in the world and get tons and tons of publicity from having them.

  18. Small Fry

    I’m pretty sure there’s a vagina under that white suit. That’s exactly what my crotch looks like when I wear white pants. What a tool!

  19. Magnifying glass

    It looks like Tom has baby dick.

  20. TCisObnoxious

    Katie will have to be a very cooperative beard to pop out that many kids. Tom looks repulsive in that white suit.

  21. Queer Eye

    Why doesn’t he just pose for the cover of Advocate Magazine like he wants to?

  22. las

    Sam, the big diff is that Angie didn’t suddenly start ignoring her first two kids when Shiloh came along. ;)

  23. BoutrosBoutrosGhali

    He looks fat.

  24. Lana

    Tommy may want to loosen up that extra tight grip on the microphone. He pants also seem too tight on him.

  25. blank

    If he wants to have 10 kids, what’s taken him so long? He could have adopted a kid a year since he adopted Isabel and Connor.

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