Tom Cruise Still Riding The Crazy Train

June 21st, 2006 // 24 Comments

Err, boat. Yes, he makes another subtle entrance. The Cruise is in Tokyo for the premiere of his movie Mission Impossible III, with no sign of little baby Suri in sight. We are starting to wonder, why all the secrecy? Is there some Scientology rule that a baby cannot be photographed before a certain age?

Moving on, Tom Cruise really needs to work on his expression repertoire – he sure does love pointing. The citizens of Tokyo are blessed by Tom display off his rhythmic skills, as he plays a Japanese drum known as the ‘Wadaiko.’

More photos of Tom Cruise in Tokyo, after the jump.

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  1. Small Fry

    Let the freak show continue! My days would be so boring without Tom.

  2. Lisa

    He’s been keeping a relatively low profile lately. I wonder if someone told him to stop acting like a freak, or else his career will flop. (Maybe there is no going back now, though).

  3. fiz

    It really is just plain funny at this point to see him wizzing around. He has a God Complex and he is just SUCH a tool. I bet Katie gave birth to like a Haman ..half hammer half human. becuz he is that big of a fucken tool…and apparently so am I for ever writing anything like that.

  4. maryanne29

    He’s still well on his way to being the next Michael Jackson. He’s still weird beyond description and stuck in an earlier time when he actually had some appeal.

  5. Tits McGee

    Geez this guy is a douche. Tom your digninty called its looking for you.

  6. 2 Old 4 This

    Oh my. Double barrelled finger gun?

    It’s official. Tom Cruise has Jumped The Shark.

  7. susiegrl

    He looks so desperate in the first picture waving frantically. It’s as if he’s saying,
    “Hi!!!!! It’s me!!! Captain Wingnut!! Remember me??!!!”

  8. velvett1

    Isn’t it ironic also that he resurfaces right before Nicole’s wedding.
    Yup he is a big frickin tool!

  9. Tilly

    Did anyone read where he has his sisters escorting the children to his ex-wifes wedding. What was Nicole thinking when she gave him any type of jurisdiction over those children. They seem to be we the wack job all the time going to “scientology school” (shudders).

    And I think that new baby is a cabage patch kid and it came with a nursing bra for poor wacked out katie….

  10. TCisADHD

    Tombo looks really sweaty, he needs to pipe down a bit.Suri is probably a robot made by the Church of Scientology.

  11. asocialiteslifejunkie

    Anything related to TC is totally publicity. Suri’s not real. Nichole can get preggers. Tom is gay and is trying to cover it. “Kate” is in it for the money, lets face it, she’s nothing with out his name…Dawsons creek will only get you so far. This whole things a ploy, and Im waiting for the TC’s sister to interview with a barbera walters because she’s writen a tell all book “my life after scientology”.

  12. dc-20008

    Tom, you are young and have a long life ahead of you. Why sell out for a few minutes of fame.

    What happens when you are older and the whole world knows what a brain-washed psycho you are?

    Will it have been worth it?

    Oh the burden that little kid will have to endure.

  13. dc-20008

    …and two other things.

    What is with the plastic surgery? Did Tom have cheek implants?

    Also, Scientology is a JOKE. It’s a cult for crazy people!!!

  14. sharon

    Fucking whackjob

  15. Check out http://www.scientomogy.info for Tom in all his glory.

    I personally belong to the First Church of Xenu. Yes, Xenu is real. Of course. But Scientologists lie about him. He is a benevolent ruler, not an evil tyrant. Hubbard has trouble projecting his own worries on our Lord. Find out the truth for yourself! Hail Xenu! http://www.firstchurchofxenu.com/

  16. starla

    Damn! Where’s Jaws when you need him?

  17. Natalie

    stop ragging on the guy! JEEZ! the jokes are getting old!

    he cracks me up! he’s adorable!

  18. las

    Hail Xenu!

    When is Tom Cruise going to accept that he’s not cute, fun or likable? He can’t make normal entrances anymore, and when he does, he makes those gestures that used to be cute, but are wearing thin after fifteen-hundred repetitions.

    Worst, he thinks that “impregnating” a twentysomething starlet makes him young. It’s like watching your dad strut around with a weave, leather jacket, and bleached girlfriend — he’s not fooling anyone.

    He DOES look like he’s had something done to his face. Maybe cheek implants, but probably some fillers too — looks like fewer lines and wrinkles.

    velvett, yeah I noticed that too. Freak. He can’t let his ex have a nice wedding and attention for ONE WEEKEND. He reminds me of those obnoxious children at picnics who wait until people are posed, then runs in front of the camera.

  19. 1988

    It’s totally rad to see Tom bring back the Miami Vice look. Tommy looks like he’s already an expert Wadaiko drummer.

  20. Curious Kat:

    I wonder if the Japanese fans who showed up to watch him jump the shark in Tokyo for his MI3 premiere think he is as big of a psychotic nutjob as we do in the U.S. or is he more able to control his image over there? Is he a laughing stock in Japan or do they believe that baby Suri is real, too?

  21. Curious Kat:

    I wonder if the Japanese fans who showed up to watch him jump the shark in Tokyo for his MI3 premiere think he is as big of a psychotic nutjob as we do in the U.S. or is he more able to control his image over there? Is he a laughing stock in Japan or do they believe that baby Suri is real, too?

  22. maria

    Hot!
    He got promotion to do and media whore nicole is putting botoxed party and call all the paps?
    http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e382/bju2/OMFG.jpg

    aaargh!

  23. “What happens when you are older and the whole world knows what a brain-washed psycho you are?”

    Uh….we don’t have to wait for him to get older. We know that RIGHT NOW!! Tom just makes my skin crawl. Too bad he bought into the freak show that going up the ladder was suppose to give him super powers.

    It just made him a super freak!

  24. “What happens when you are older and the whole world knows what a brain-washed psycho you are?”

    Uh….we don’t have to wait for him to get older. We know that RIGHT NOW!! Tom just makes my skin crawl. Too bad he bought into the freak show that going up the ladder was suppose to give him super powers.

    It just made him a super freak!

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