Tom Cruise Puts Those Gay Rumors To Rest By Attending Celine Dion Show

December 16th, 2007 // 23 Comments

Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online

Oh, Tom. Tom Cruise and his wife Katie Holmes attended Celine Dion’s second to last Las Vegas show on Friday night. For real, you’ll sue a gay porn star for claiming to have slept with you but you’ll be seen at the touchstone of gay show? Ok. Tom and Katie allegedly set the crowd afire when they walked in before the show started, and Tom signed autographs. Despite being bizarre as hell, people still love that guy. Especially tourists who try to focus on “Top Gun” and not think about Oprah’s couch or wife auditioning or disappearing baby bumps or the Scientology toxin detox program that leaves herpes on your face. Sources say that Celine’s show is baffling and gay mystical and she really gives it her all what with the effects and the chest-pounding. Tom and Katie met her for a private audience after the show, and Celine was allegedly both excited and nervous to have them in the audience. Nervous because she didn’t want Xenu sucking on her brain! You know this was a recruitment visit!

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11 more photos from Celine Dion’s last concert in Las Vegas are after the jump.

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By J. Harvey
  1. Zelda F.

    That stupid ass, il dorko haircut does NOT help in making him appear to be a normal human being…….

  2. Lola

    What’s up with that white string around her wrist? Kaballah-light?

    I have a great idea. Instead of the U.S. waterboarding terror suspects, lets make them watch a Celine Dion Vegas show. They’d be crying for their mommies in 30 seconds flat!

  3. Bird

    Didn’t Katie have rather short bangs just a couple weeks ago? Either way, she looks beautiful, but I could have sworn her bob had bangs.

  4. ONCE A FAGGOT, ALWAYS ONE, TOMMY!!

  5. jackie

    Beautiful Katie..Love her looks..

  6. mojo

    I wonder if anyone of you notice, what’s up with Katie’s “half-paralysed” smile all the time? looks like she is forever constipated!! My 14 months son does better mug when he poops

  7. mojo

    I wonder if any of you notice, what’s up with Katie’s always “half-paralysed” smile? looks like she is forever constipated!! My 14 months son does better mug when he poops

  8. Wow, Katie looks hot here! Kudos to whoever did her makeup!

  9. peachpie

    you know, i think it’s kinda mean, especially in this season of giving, that ASL left us hanging….

    what is the big red box??????????

  10. btchyspice

    sorry, but k8e looks like ashley simpson in this pic. ick!

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  19. btchyspice

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  20. btchyspice

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  21. btchyspice

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  22. btchyspice

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