Tom Cruise Might Be A Glorified Stuntman

It’s all the man does at this point.

Yesterday, Tom Cruise and Jimmy Kimmel dangled from zip-lines in Hollywood while taping Jimmy Kimmel Live.  They seem to be wearing aprons and randomly produce eggs from them.  I’m sure some hilarity ensued, but frankly, I find it hilarious how utterly bored Tom looks.  This is a cake-walk for a man who’s been seemingly on a motorcycle for the past six months, and Jimmy Kimmel looks as though he’s desperately trying not to shit his pants.

Needless to say, this is all promotion for Tom’s new one, Knight and Day, costarring Cameron Diaz, but if you’ve turned on your TV, computer, or smart-phone in the past two weeks, you already know that.

I don’t want to sound judgmental, but I think I’m going to skip this movie.  And it’s not just because Tom Cruise has become vastly unlikable throughout the years.  If I had to put my finger on why, I’d say it’s the title.  Knight and Day?  It sounds like a late-seventies buddy cop show, where one cop is older and stodgy, and his younger partner wears bell bottoms and breaks all the rules.  How will they ever get along?

Alright, enough of my fevered fantasies (did I just talk myself into watching this movie?).  Instead peruse these entertaining pictures of Jimmy Kimmel slowly having a heart attack.