Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes To Tango In Paris?

November 28th, 2008 // 9 Comments

High-profile celebrity couple Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise believe that their chemistry in the bedroom is so volatile that it deserves to be portrayed on the big screen.

According to a film studio exec, “They’re looking at remaking Last Tango In Paris, but anything sexy with a good story appeals.” Sounds like Tom would really, really like you to know that he loves this woman.

Talk about over-the-top. Most couples just switch the camcorder on night vision mode for their sex-tape escapades. But these two require a multi-million dollar budget, cast, crew and top-notch director. And, we’re guessing, a lot of special effects. A LOT.

Click any photo to view all 15 photos of  Katie Holmes, Suri Cruise and Tom Cruise at Serfina restaurant in New York City in the gallery!


High-profile celebrity couple Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise believe that their chemistry in the bedroom is so volatile that it deserves to be portrayed on the big screen.

According to a film studio exec, “They’re looking at remaking Last Tango In Paris, but anything sexy with a good story appeals.” Sounds like Tom would really, really like you to know that he loves this woman.

Talk about over-the-top. Most couples just switch the camcorder on
night vision mode for their sex-tape escapades. But these two require a
multi-million dollar budget, cast, crew and top-notch director. And,
we’re guessing, a lot of special effects. A LOT.View all 15 photos of  Katie Holmes, Suri Cruise and Tom Cruise at Serfina restaurant in New York City in the gallery!

By Lisa Timmons
  1. hfx

    Over-compensate much? Trying to prove their relationship isn’t a farce… who cares??

  2. milky

    get the butter

  3. d

    oh my god! that is hilarious! i can’t stop laughing! no really, is it april fools??? this will be the (unintentionally) funniest film OF ALL TIME!!! in some ways we as a culture cannot be robbed of this moment…

  4. bam-a-lam

    Ahem. Do NOT attempt to re-make this movie. Please. We just do not want to go there with you.
    God no.

  5. katie

    How fake and boring is this relationship? When are we going to see his boyfriend?

    Katie must be so tired of pretending! I guess the cash makes up for it!

  6. james12

    what a relationship. cute though.

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  7. Snow Pie

    This means sayonara Katie.

    She’ll soon be free.

  8. laprns

    He did the same thin with Nicole (eyes wide shut) when he got tired of rumors and speculation about that relationship. Katie has changed so much since they got together-it’s almost as if he is trying to turn her into some femme-fatale and she doesn’t have the looks for it.

  9. wickedorchid

    Just like the chemistry with Nicole in Eyes Wide Shut? Damn him for taking what could have been a kinky fun story and turning into an insomnia aid. And Nicole is attractive – Katie looks like all of the tired housefraus that I see at the Winn Dixie. I knew he wasn’t much of a star in the boudoir when Mimi Rogers dumped him for being concerned with the purity of his instrument.

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