Tom Cruise Has Dance Fever, Forcing Katie Holmes To Dance Her Ass Off

Oh Tommy!

OK! Magazine is reporting that Tom Cruise enjoyed performing “Whatever Lola Wants (Lola Gets)” at A Fine Romance Benefit for The Motion Picture and Television Fund’s A Fine Romance Benefit in Los Angeles earlier this month, that he has dance fever.

He wants himself and his wife Katie Holmes to become the next Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers. Being the perfectionist that Tom is, he’s making Katie practice several times a week. No wonder she’s so stressed out that the girl has acne.

So I guess Xenu just channels the rhythm right through to Tom, so Katie’s the only one who has to practice?