Tom Cruise Has Always Wanted To Kill Hitler

January 19th, 2009 // 4 Comments

There’s just never a dull moment with Tom Cruise. He has got the killer sound bites down pat, boy. It’s almost as if he’s thinking of us during these press junkets.

God bless you, Tom.

While we already know he cured himself of dyslexia, and is on a quest to suck the life force out of Katie Holmes by revving up the turkey baster nine more. We can now add imaginary Hitler assassin to the list. Awesome!

While promoting Valkyrie in Seoul, South Korea over the weekend Tom told reporters that he’s “always wanted to kill Hitleras a child, I used to wonder why someone didn’t stand up and kill him.”

Because of this, he says, he relates and “greatly admires” his character — would-be Hitler assassin Col. Claus von Stauffenberg

Surprising, because all this talk of killing and hurting is just a wee bit testosterone-y for Tommy, no?

We didn’t think Tom Cruise did that sort of thing, but to be fair, he and Hitler are probably about the same height and weight so it would’ve at least been a fair match.

View a gallery of Tom Cruise in Seoul this weekend!


There’s just never a dull moment with Tom Cruise. He has got the killer sound bites down pat, boy. It’s almost as if he’s thinking of us during these press junkets.God bless you, Tom. While we already know he cured himself of dyslexia, and is on a quest to suck the life force out of Katie Holmes by revving up the turkey baster nine more. We can now add imaginary Hitler assassin to the list. Awesome!While promoting Valkyrie in Seoul, South Korea over the weekend Tom told reporters that he’s “always wanted to kill Hitleras a child, I used to wonder why someone didn’t stand up and kill him.”Because of this, he says, he relates and “greatly admires” his character — would-be Hitler assassin Col. Claus von StauffenbergSurprising, because all this talk of killing and hurting is just a wee bit testosterone-y for Tommy, no? We
didn’t think Tom Cruise did that sort of thing, but to be fair, he and
Hitler are probably about the same height and weight so it would’ve at
least been a fair match.
View a gallery of Tom Cruise in Seoul this weekend!

By Melissa Noble
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  1. Peach

    He was born 21 yrs after Hitler died – so I’m sure it was a thought that entered his mind a lot.

    What a morbid childhood he must have had… filled with thoughts of killing. Probably why COS was able to totally brainwash him and cure him of everything they found wrong with him. Or at least try…

  2. Jill-e-b

    Maybe what he means is he wants to kill the body thetans that were inside Hitler all those years ago. Hunt them down. Because, you know. He believes lots of weird crap like that. I’m just saying.

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