The “Friend of Dorothy” joke just writes itself. Tom’s also dressed up as a flapper – after the jump.
aww he’s so pretty
he would have made a good annie!
Now if only someone could find a prescription label for his ridalin or lithium or whatever the hell he’s on and publish photos of it……
Oh jesus, that’s new levels of faggotry right there.
I love it.
Makes so much sense.
What a good Friday…
RUN KATIE RUN !! (for god’s sake…run….)
Is this real? Seriously? This is awesome.
not just dorothy, but slutty dorothy. i love that he’s showing some leg. i wonder what else he dressed up as for halloween as a kid…
By the rubbery goodness vested in me, I hereby rename Tom Cruise to “Dorothy”.
Henceforth, at all red carpet events where he shows his face, reporters, photogs, and fans alike will yell “Dorothy! Dorothy! Over HERE!”
OMG, he even has boobs in the first pic!
Is it just me or does he look like that girl from “Blossom”, Mayim Bialik??
HEE HEE, damn sexy!
So on 2 different Halloween occasions he’s dressed up as a chick. I can’t think of any boy that would want to dress up as a chick for Halloween unless said boy was perhaps a bit gay. I think perhaps Cruise needs to just admit who he is and be happy with his gay self.
OF that’s even him, whatever. he has a bunch of sisters so i wouldn’t be surprised if they forced him.
i still love him either way. hahaha.
i agree with mimsi!
AHA! So now we know who stole the ruby slippers!
This is why $cientology has Tom Cruise by the balls.
They know he is gay and they’re blackmailing him to keep him in their ripoff cult.
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