Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Make St. Tropez Go Bonkers

August 6th, 2007 // 11 Comments

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After spending the day onboard the yacht of newlywed billionaire Australian couple, James and Erica Packer, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes caused quite a stir among the local paparazzi at the VIP Room in St. Tropez. While in the club, TomKat enjoyed an evening of dancing and holding hands, says the club’s owner, Jean Roch. But it was when the two decided to leave that the media frenzy began, which, according to Roch was “crazy, crazy, crazy.”

“It was an amazing surprise. There were maybe 500 to 600 people gathered outside when they tried leaving. It was like word of mouth had spread all along the Cote d’Azur.”

First off, they weirded me out just be being the fakest, strangest couple I’d ever seen. And then they have a baby and now, they won’t stop dancing in public. Honestly, I think the dancing might actually be bothering me more than the couch-jumping. I have a feeling it looks a lot like two Elaines from “Seinfeld” attempting to bump and grind and it’s just not right.


More photos of TomKat in St. Tropez after the jump.


By Lisa Timmons

  1. green cardigan

    Those pasty white thighs on that jet ski. Shiver.
    I really hope they spare us the horror of these nudey photos they are promising. I really don’t think I could handle looking at Tom holding in his gut and flexing his flabby arms.
    They should do the decent thing and just accept their unsexy status with dignity. Bow out gracefully. Leave the sexy to the likes of ….. Colin Farrell for example

  2. Rob

    Bad news, Tom’s got to stay in the public eye, he’s got another film coming out. So he has to do whatever he can and use whomever he can to keep his image out there.
    Watch for him on the talk show circuit soon …especially on the Big O.

  3. Lisa

    I hope ppl realize how much this is totally mocking the pics of Nicole & Keith lately. Almost exactly mirrored. Tom appears really desperate now. This has really made me laugh. (no I’m not a Nicole follower, I just find the whole thing entertaining.)

  4. Tom Cruise, constantly over compenstaing. What a weird dude. She is even worse for going along with it. What happened to his other kids, they were all over the place but now they have disappeared.

  5. Oh! Green Cardigan!! Colin HELL YES!

    Is is me or do those pics of Katie look like those sad pics from the old insane asylum’s where doctors just drugged the hell out of people to keep them quiet???

  6. 2 Old 4 This

    two “Elaines” LOL! I thought the exact same thing:

    Jetski photos, ick.
    Yatching w/billionaires – yawn
    Dancing at a night club, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    I’m w/you Lisa – it’s the public dancing that is making my flesh crawl. Not sure why

  7. T-Bone

    Tom is a strange little guy, ha? He so wants his world to seem perfect. Must be covering up for something.

  8. Wendy

    Did the article say TomKat were vacationing with newlyweds? I hope this isn’t their honeymoon, otherwise they’re as wacked as TomKat is. Who the hell goes on their honeymoon w/ friends????

  9. Gotta do laundry

    Seems that whenever they are holding hands he is pushing her or pulling her. Never just walking “hand in hand”. So intense and controlling. Yuck.

  10. Lisa

    Like I’ve said earlier… I wish the pictures above could be literally compared to the latest Nic/Keith shots.

    I think he’s trying to battle. *I’m speaking of the shots of Katie being led* Really, even the EXPRESSIONS are mirrored!

    Also, the window shot is exactly like the one right before Keith married Nicole.. while he was “humbly” gazing at the photographer. I agree though, she looked so damn numb.

    Katie seems to be carrying herself like the rebel druggie “bad boy” Keith has been sporting.

    WAY too many likenesses.

  11. Zekers

    No kidding, Katie looks “numb” in all of these shots, especially on the jet-ski. I hope it’s all worth it to her…

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