Tom Cruise Owns The Kids
See, when he doesn’t have that laser-like smile going on, doesn’t he look kind of…uptight?Gargamel-ish almost? We reported recently on how Katie Holmes says that she is called “Mom” by Tom Cruise’s adopted chilldren Connor and Isabella. And how Nicole Kidman says that Connor and Isabella call her “Nicole”. Yeah – ouch. So it sort of looks like Katie let it slip that Tom wants Nicole to have as little to do as possible with the adoptees. They reportedly live with Tom full-time and are being home-schooled as Scientologists by Tom’s sister. Do they get a choice? When they turn 18, can they leave the spaceship? Nicole is now a practicing Catholic, and reportedly not jazzed about her kids being raised in that type of environment. I wouldn’t be either. They take your money. And I don’t mean they just take your money in that tithe basket they pass out in church that you have to drop a dollar into. You have to donate a percent of your earnings to the volcano god! Imaginary body thetan removal is expensive! Anyway, Tom’s had an angerball about Nicole since filed for divorce in 2001. Nicole claims she had a miscarriage after the divorce. Why would Tom throw a bitch out if she was pregnant unless…oh. Adopted kids, filed for divorce when the wife was pregnant. It’s all coming clear to me now. But you still don’t take the existing kids away from their Mom! That Tom Cruise is an ice queen!
6 more photos of Tom Cruise greeting fans and photographers outside The Cut Restaurant at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel are after the jump.
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