Tom Cruise Seemed To Have A Sense Of Humor For A Second There But That Was Quickly Proven False

November 19th, 2007 // 10 Comments

Tom Cruise is making a cameo in Ben Stiller’s new flick “Tropic Thunder”, and wearing a bald cap and fat suit as if to illustrate what happens if he ever defies the teachings of Xenu. It’s nice to see Tom lighten up, that is until his lawyers started acting stank when photos of Tom in his fat suit showed up in the blogs. Oh snap, you’ll spoil the film! Who in the hell is in suspense over another Ben Stiller comedy? We know what’s going to happen! Awkward moments, Ben stuttering and acting enraged while he’s humiliated, and a guest appearance by his parents or Owen Wilson. Well, Owen might sit this one out, obviously. Anyway, back to Tom’s newest stick in the ass behavior.

“It was crazy,” an editor at one of the celeb weeklies told [MSNBC.com]. “We had at least four calls from publicists and two legal letters on Friday. All they did was draw more attention to the picture.”

The photos were traced back to photo agency INF, who pulled the pics from circulation. Sources say that Tom doesn’t want the photos out there because he doesn’t want his iminent future exhibited so widely. Seriously, someone that weird is bound to end up looking freakish eventually. Ok, actually sources are saying that it could be because “Tropic Thunder” isn’t being made by Tom’s production company (although his contract with United Artists does allow him to make films without them) or that they didn’t want to spoil the surprise. Well stop doing weird things and the paparazzi won’t follow you around as much and spoil your fat suit work!

Photos: Getty Images

By J. Harvey
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  1. jen

    Wasn’t he just quoted as saying he doesn’t have a cell phone?

  2. Stewie

    U know, hes not lookin so fit under the phat suit.

  3. Jennifer

    Not so fit, and pretty pasty too. Maybe he is afraid the photo will ruin his “image”. He’s a goat.

  4. Jennifer

    Hi Jennifer! I haven’t seen you post here before – one of us is going to have to pick a different name or people are going to get confused! I was going to say, that photo of Tom Cruise in the hairy fat man suit is about the funniest thing I have ever seen in my whole life. He does look like a goat!

  5. Jennifer

    Actually he looks more like he is wearing a goat!

  6. I must have missed it, where is the photo of Tom in a fat suit with a big,white, pasty, transluscent belly?

  7. Zelda F.

    ….. and saggy man boobs… or are those ACTUALLY XENU BOOBS?????

  8. Peach

    He gives an all new definition to the term – pasty.

    I don’t even like to look at him with clothes on – much less without. He is disgusting!!!

  9. Shootingstar

    It’s okay for people to know that he subscribes to a religion involving space aliens and volcanos, but he doesn’t want people to see him in a fat suit? That’s bananas.

  10. Now I pretty well understand your “love” for the boy’s. Because they simply don’t give a single shit about your looks and all. It’s just the money and your COCK/DICK they are interasted in!!

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