To start your weekend off right, here’s some incredibly creepy Tom Cruise footage from his Scientology birthday extravaganza in 2004. It took place on the Scientology cruise ship Freewinds. In this footage, Tom is thankful for the best birthday “ever, ever, ever, ever, EVER!” and also demonstrates his dance moves from Risky Business. This deranged slut can cut a rug. He tries to sing as well. Seagulls fell dead out of the sky at the sound.
The Church of Scientology denies reports that Tom is the second in command and some sort of prophet, but this birthday shindig cost six figures. Parishoner, my ass! He’s probably funding the whole damn church! Do you know how much Travolta’s wigs must cost? Ok, by looking at them – not much.