Tom Cruise and Scientology Helped Rebuild NYC After 9/11

January 18th, 2008 // 8 Comments

It’s probably no coincidence that all of this Scientology video footage of Tom Cruise has been leaked at the same time that Andrew Morton’s unauthorized biography on the actor is coming out, but it doesn’t make it any less entertaining. The most recent video bit has Tom Cruise and a booming narrator talking about 9/11, inter-cutting scenes of clearing out wreckage and rebuilding, while both Tom and the narrator brag about Tom’s efforts during that time.

Identifying Scientologists as “the authorities” on everything, essentially, Cruise explains how it was Scientologists like himself who stepped into the situation and saved the day. According to Tom, “The EPA came out and said the air was clean. Of course, as a Scientologist, you go, ‘That’s a lie, [an] out[right] lie . . .’ You know, you just go, ‘Liar. Fine.’ ” In your face, Environmental Protection Agency. Tom Cruise would like you to suck it.

Meanwhile, I had a flat tire the other day, and even though I’m pretty sure I was able to change it myself…I’m starting to think that maybe it was Scientology that fixed it.

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By Lisa Timmons

  1. nyc

    He is a dumb scary man.

  2. T-Bone

    Tom Cruise takes himself WAYYYY too seriously.

    You’re a human being, Tom, with flaws and all. Now take a deep breath and calm down.

  3. anonymous

    these leaked videos are why tom Hates the internet so much

  4. AH

    Uhh, the EPA did lie.

  5. Interloper

    Hilarious. Yes, Tom’s the only one who realized the air was bad on 9/11. I LIVE in Lower Manhattan and it never occurred to me for a second all the wheezing and coughing I was doing and the white ash all over my apartment was anything to do with the air being full of crap. How enlightening, Tom, THANKS.

    Palm on head.

  6. Eyes of Green

    Are you being glib Lisa Timmons??? ARE YOU?

    That screen shot of him had me busting out laughing before I even read the piece. He looks so smarmy and sarcastic and all-knowing, with his raised eybrow. I just want to punch him in the eye. He’s quite gone round the bend, hasn’t he?

  7. nica

    Can he just go away?

    Funny that he beleives Scientologists are the authorities on so many things. Too bad they weren’t the authorities on letting him know his celebrity status was going to hit a wall ans why (talking about Scientology all the time).

    I’m a firm believer that if you believe so strongly in something changing your life, you don’t have to broadcast it. People will see it in you and seek you out.

  8. stimpygato

    Tom just proves there’s enough room on the crazy train for him AND all of Brit’s personalities.

    Lisa Timmons, great take!

    I laughed so hard at your Scientology smack that SOMEONE ELSE’S MILK came outta MY nose!

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