Tom Cruise on Farts and Alien Bunkers

Seriously, Scientology has a stance on just about everything. Actually, this first part isn’t Scientology-related. It’s about how a crew member passed gas during a moment of silence on the set of “Valkyrie” that was being taken before filming began. Tom Cruise felt that the act was disrespectful because the moment was intended to pay deference to the anti-Hitler soldiers portrayed in the film, according to source from the set, who dished to Britain’s Daily Star:

“Quite rightly, Tom is furious. We were filming at the Bendler Block in Germany where the anti-Nazis were executed.”

OK, I totally think that Tom was right to be pissed, since apparently, the moment of silence was being done to placate the German government, which has already been iffy on letting filming take place in Germany to begin with. But I love the fact that when they finally do fire the guy (you know it was a guy) who did it, he’ll have a great story to explain how he left his last job. But on to more interesting fare–alien bunkers. Reportedly, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are investing in millions of dollars to fortify their home in Colorado in case of alien attack. A tipster inside the Cruise inner circle has said that it will be a “self-contained underground system where up to 10 people can survive for years.” That’s so ridiculous because clearly, the zombies will have taken over the planet long before the aliens show up to anally probe us all. And to think that my science teachers thought I wasn’t paying attention…